Enda

We have the European Central Bank to thank for looking to France and Spain. ECB policies in the past couple of years have made the pound-euro exchange rate much better for European "exports".

Because a player may not be registered with three clubs in season, even with the buyback clause we still couldn't loan Januzaj.

Too many brackets (in my [humble] opinion) to secure a 'Like'. Revise and resubmit.

Join ISIS. More seriously, congrats Stewie. Delighted for you. An extra two grand per year is about 600 Balti pies. Treat the North Stand!

The Irish goalkeeper circa 1990.

Aye, seems like this season could turn out a really tough one. One swallow didnt make a summer. Yeah but one more facial would make my summer.

I wear the shirt so that Tony three doors down doesn't think his dad earns more than my dad. Basic Thorstein Veblen, innit?

Trust you to remember him

Don't take things literally. That would be theft.

I went to considerable lengths recently to get a copy of Commodore 64's classic "First Division Manager". Signed a 5 star player by the name of A. Villan for £65,000. (My girlfriend is thinking of leaving me.)

Enda Stevens.

Still waiting on Freddy Adu.

Why on earth do people just make up a load of bollocks as if it's some sort of fact? You must be new here.

Any word from anyone on VT means absolutely nothing. That means absolutely nothing.

Nevermind!

Somebody posted a gif of kids in a school-yard dancing around, as if there had just been some epic rap battle and one kid absolutely destroyed another. Can't find it. It's annoying me. Anyone help?

Wouldn't get a game ahead of Tommy Moolick.

Question of Sport: Ashley Westwood Midfielder talks us through his sporting interests. Q] Which sport would you love to be able to do? A] I'd love to have a go at Gaelic football. It just looks fun, smashing into people! Likes his GAA does Ashley. Good man.

Who?

Edit: wrong thread.

My guess of starting eleven: Guzan Hutton Richards Clark Amavi Bacuna Westwood Gueye Sinclair Agbonlahor Kozak

Wouldn't support a punt, but I'm not against lodging a cheeky bid.

Agreed on all points, but get Gardner out on loan and bring Cambiasso in for a year. That'd be great business.

Updated from earlier. GK: Guzan, Bunn (2) RB: Hutton, Bacuna, Crespo (3) LB: Amavi, Bennett, Richardson, Cissokho (4-1=3 because Amavi is officially under 21) CB: Okore, Clark, Richards, Senderos, Baker (5) MC: Westwood, Sanchez, Gueye, Gardner, Veretout (5) AM: Sinclair, Grealish, Ayew, N'Zogbia, Gil, Cole (6-1=5 because Grealish is under 21) ST: Adebayor (likely), Agbonlahor, Kozak, Gestede (4) Total size: 27. Need to get rid of at least two. Cissokho and Senderos, maybe? Gardner? Home-grown: Bunn, Bennett, Richardson, Clark, Richards, Baker, Westwood, Gardner, Cole, Sinclair, N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor. That's twelve, we need at least eight.

What's the net I reckon we've got in about 43 million in sales. What's the net spend?