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The league season 6 starts up on the 3rd of September !!!! Shivaaaaaaaaaaa. It is usually paired with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , but unfortunately season 10 of that has been pushed back to January . The good news though is IASIP has a 12 season deal !!!! So that's 30 more new episodes to come, after which the IASIP creators ( Charlie , Mac and Dennis/Glen)have a new show starring Tracy Morgan/Jordan !!! Modern Family , New Girl and the last season of Parks and Rec are all due to start pretty soon too . And it's almost NFL time bitches !!!

I usually give new Netflix stuff a chance as there have been some right gems on there , (Lillyhammer , House of Cards for example) so I will probably give it a shot . You and I seem to like alot of the same stuff Packoman so let us know if it is any cop please dude.

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How hot is this Tom guy ? What star sign is he ? Any surname so I can Moogle him ?

He hasn't played much as a striker for the last few years so why compare him to a striker. I bet there are midfielders with comparable stats . Hell I imagine even Seamus Coleman runs him close and he is a right back!

Lots of stuff in religious scripture is historical. Its the supernatural guff that comes with it that perturbs me . Your nation exists because way back there were a group of humans who identified themselves as a unique collective, based solely on their shared beliefs in this supernatural horse shit . If there were no Israelites there would probably be no Israel , but what do I know ? The 20th century politics that included Balfour , Herzl etc do not refute the fact that Israel is built on religious reasons . Judaism is a religion and the fact that there are secular Israelis nowadays is irrelevant . I will agree with you on one point though . It is impossible to reason with people who have been brainwashed . This dialogue is testament to that . You think that Muslim soldier was nuts because he believed he needed his penis in heaven . I think anyone who believes they are entitled to land because a god promised it to them are equally as nuts .

WOWS is just Goodfellas Redux . That is no bad thing .

Glamorgan . Do you really need a middle aged brummy to telly you stories about the land of milk and honey or would you like to save time and admit you are a complete and utter hypocrite right now ? Israel exists because the Israelites believed their imaginary deity promised it to them . All the persecution sob stories and tales of how secular some of you guys are does not change that fact . Your flag is a star of David FFS . You know which David I mean . The one from the story book that promised you guys a nice a bit of land . Your nation is built upon religious bullshit . There is no denying that . So how can you have the audacity to say that you can't reason with the Muslims who act terribly because of the slightly different religious bullshit that they believe in ? How the hell can you not see how utterly mental that is?

Has Chindie reviewed it yet ? I was looking forward to that more than the film !

Glamorgan ... You are saying that you can't reason with people who believe in religious bullshit yet your entire nation is built upon religious bullshit . Can you see it yet ?

Despite your cynicism (which is understandable) I will try to reply seriously. True - circumcision came as a result of Abraham and Itzhak. Israel, modern Israel, is a mainly a secular country. Beside the fact that circumcision is not a must, the reasons for many of the circumcisions have drastically changed throughout the years. I am secular. I eat non-Kosher, I do not "keep" the Sabbath and so on. Neither are most of my friends. My son was circumcised mainly for health reason and not to mark my bondage with God. I did this in an operation-like environment, it was done by a doctor (and not a Mohel), with anesthetics. And to make things right - I did not ridicule the one with the padded cock. This is his belief. I brought this as an example for the lack of "western world" logic in this dialog. First - because you can't explain the downside of what he's doing. He wants to die. Second - when you go to heaven and so - you don't do this with this body. Your "soul" ascends over there and it is the one enjoying those 72 virgins. So... and third - when you blow up a 10kg vest of explosives - padding your cock won't help much. If you think it makes a difference - don't you think those virgins will have a problem with your shattered body, rather than your fully intact cock? You are doing it again dude. You are ridiculing the 72 virgins stuff when you are just as guilty of Religion based stupidity. Cock chopping is just one example . Would you like some more ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWPIotDeNLs&app=desktop

Sorry but I just had to quote this. A great example of how religion can make even smart people say retarded shit.

Hey Glamorgan . I find it strange that you ridiculed a Muslim for wanting to keep his cock intact, so he could plough on into to afterlife . Don't you guys chop of your sons foreskins ( before the kid is old enough to decide ) based solely on the words of an Abrahamic fairytale ?

All I need is fluppin mega !

Not that I think we were amazing going forward but we did have chances and did create stuff - we just don't have any decent strikers fit at the moment. We had two fit strikers on the pitch. Neither got in the right position, at the right time, to make the required impact. Exactly . probably why Mantis used the word "decent" .

I glossed over the "has scored more than Platt , Shaw etc" stuff because it is utterly meaningless . A goals per minutes played stat would be a much better performance indicator. It's like saying Michael McIntyre has performed more sell out gigs than Bill Hicks. Imagine how many goals Platt et al would have scored if they had played the same amount of games for Villa.

In fairness he probably wouldn't be if we didn't have two strikers out injured which says a lot about how his career has gone these last few years. Fair point but I still think there are better all round players who are not injured who couldn't do worse .

In fairness, whilst longevity doesn't mean quality, Gabby isn't someone who's done nothing - he's scored more goals for Villa than David Platt, Andy Gray or Gary Shaw. He's well off his best, he's not buzzing around like he does when he's playing well and his energy levels aren't where they should be - I think he's in the side because he can play three positions, Grealish looks a very good prospect on the left, but he can't switch to play up front, Bent apparently can play up front according to many, but he can't play on either flank. Gabby gives us a focal point up front, right now he's not a very good focal point, because he looks like he's concentrating on that instead of actually being a threat - he needs to be worked on and he needs to be put under threat of his place - when Benteke comes back, one of N'Zogbia, Weimann or Gabby will make way - with Sanchez likely to start in midfield going forwards, we'll also have Richardson and Cole chomping at the bit for a wide spot - that could very well be good for him. He probably needs it. He's still a couple of years away from his 30th birthday and for me he still has plenty to offer, but he really does need a kick up the arse. I also think that whilst his body fat percentage is probably one of those impressive numbers, he's carrying around too much muscle and could do with dropping half a stone. The thing he's shown throughout his career is that he's not afraid to work to improve himself - someone needs to convince him that he needs to. Let's hope he does . I am not one who believes we should be pushing him out the door but for me he should be nowhere near the first team and any future contract should reflect his current capabilities and not the past "glories". Like I said he has one trick and when he turns it on it is devastating for defenders . He just doesn't do it enough and most importantly he doesn't look like he wants to .

Who do we have? Can he play premiership football? Who knows but he would offer more than the track star masquerading as a footballer we do have . He must be good then, to play so long in the prem when he's just a track star masquerading as a footballer. Longevity doesn't mean quality. He is a sprinter who has been moulded into a very limited footballer. The ultimate one trick pony who can't remember how to do his trick anymore. Sentimentality is crippling us with this guy.

Aptly named because 90% of the things he does make me scream " Why man" ?

One of our most technically gifted and intelligent footballers and he cost peanuts .

Who do we have? Can he play premiership football? Who knows but he would offer more than the track star masquerading as a footballer we do have .

I bet we could get Usain Bolt for far less than we pay Gabriel.

My wife hates sausage tbh.