PongRiddims

Cut your face off if you dis' my yo, yo!

in an ideal world no. things are a bit tough at the moment and we have shit going on, but either way things are always going to be a bit volatile. we certainly clash because we both have strong personalities but we love each other and we have two amazing kids so we have got to get through it. my brain is blown to bits though after this weekend and hers certainly is too. I think he meant drink, not think Ruge...

Xhamster is safe but I like more effort in the presentation, PornHub is more (ahem) polished

Phase them words removed out of your life and then close your Facebook account, your mental health will improve massively, I'm not even joking. These people are words removed.

Leemond yo

Totally agree on all points made, the only thing I can add is we did the basics very well today, passing, movement, possession, holding it up and, probably most important, winning that second ball. Football fundamentals done very well today, I don't mind we didn't score, because everything else was very good and we can build on it.

I hope Sherwood was watching that and finally realised that he's just not a manager. Why even mention Sherwood in the RG thread? He's gone, let's move on...

Can confirm, throat is sore, **** that money grabbing word removed

Women on VT don't exist They did once, the cheeky little minx's, they were good times

Remi out

Yep and me, can't wait Heaton Park 2012 is one of the best gigs I've ever been to. The crowd sung everything so Ian Brown didn't have to stay in key [emoji6] . Enjoy. Oh yes, fond memories of the Saturday at Heaton Park, such a good day [emoji1]

Thanks for the breakdown Chindie

I'm rolling with the HTC One M9 and think it's a beautiful piece of kit, fast as ****, easy to use, great speakers, nice display

Massive open world RPG set in the US following a nuclear war. You wander out into the wasteland of ruined towns and cities, having been raised in a fallout shelter, and more or less stumble into your own adventures, finding other survivors, picking up quests, developing your character with different perks, and fighting various mutants and hostile people you stumble on. Similar to Borderlands?

I'm gonna boo this word removed until my throat is sore

What's all this Fallout business then?

She toe-poked it!

It's the stress of the marriage what done it mate, call it off for the sake of your bank bala... er Health

Take it easy once you've retired Jimzk5, not a moment before, money > health

If yes, can I play for you? Mike I need you to finance a new signing, don't worry he's got his own shorts [emoji1]

I can't abide all these adverts with cover songs, hate' em, all of 'em

The only thing I miss about being at work. And what makes it even better is that i'm working from home and the pub is a 2 minute walk away [emoji3] Corn Ex? Tell him I told him carvery is ghey

Not even a cob? Was Turkish Rich with you? He loves a good cob that boy.

Yep and me, can't wait

My mate getting married a couple of years ago. We all knew it wouldn't work, Result? Didn't work and now he's skint I think a lot of us will have similar stories to tell. Mate of mine was working in India and married (to a local) within 10 months of arriving there. First time I met her was the day before the wedding and I saw it straight away. She's taken him for a ride, spent all his money and now there's nothing left, she's telling him he has to leave and she's having the house. She's also saying he has to pay for the kids to go to boarding school as she doesn't want to look after them. She's told him she never loved him and only married him because her dad told her to. She goes out whenever she wants but won't allow him out ever. She even tried to give me the come-on too - she's that desperate to spite him. Poor bloke knows he made a big mistake now and wishes someone had warned him off but as he was overseas, nobody could see it coming. Short of physically stopping someone, where do you draw the line?