shaggy

Hoovers? What the hell?

Was going to post this in the now defunct Confession Thread but I had picked up a bit of a slapper a couple of nights ago and things led quite quickly to bed. Now I tend to try and please the woman first which always goes down well. We both were lying on our sides facing one another kissing and I then moved downward to her breasts to continue foreplay. The girl then suddenly shouted would you stop **** doing that as you're making me feel I have a baby on the end of my tit. Mood cut, erection flopped and a severe dent to my pride. What a boring bitch. Should have skipped foreplay and just used her in the same way that many others must have.

Hoolahan would walk into our present midfield and we should pursue him in the summer as he obviously wants to play for us. If the fee is right then his age shouldn't be an issue.

I would have to concur with above in that why spent money on two players (Bowery and Holt) when we could have kept Fonzy as our back up striker who is no worse than the other two.

Having to use newspaper to wipe your bum when you've ran out of toilet paper. Ouch!

If Redknob doesn't get them up this season then surely the media wank fest over him will stop.

Does anyone know when Hoolahan will be out of contract. An extra dimension for us going forward and cheap.

We should start a rocket polishers Union.

I will be curious to see what level of funding is given to the manager this summer depending on staying in the Premiership. I will hazard a guess that it will be less than the 20m thrown about on here if Benteke stays.

Reading back a bit in this thread, Base said Mooney was fit so I guess Mooney you are the special one.

Really? There were plenty absolutly creaming their pants over what Lambert did in his first transfer window and certainly the relegation thread last year showed what people first expected from him. My point exactly.

So what we are saying then is that despite consistent rubbish results over a period of nearly two seasons which would have seen any other Premiership manager sacked our boss is nevertheless still doing a good job because not many other managers could have bettered Lamberts record in the circumstances. I can understand why some would make that argument particularly our chairman who in sacking Lambert would then by its own definition point to an admittance of yet another calamitous appointment but I'm not at all sure you can excuse Lamberts record purely on circumstance when there is absolutely no evidence at all to suggest that another manager wouldn't have made better signings given the limited budget available per player. I would also guess that our original expectation of Lambert has fallen well short of actual performance but that can also be excused by some through a drop in individual expectation level.

This thread is outrageous but I like it. Sink pissors and squirters. Right up my street.

Did we think that Holt would contribute anything to the team when he couldn't even get into the Wigan side? No. Has Holt contributed anything to the team while on the pitch? No and doesn't look like doing so. A signing that wasn't going to contribute anything other than an extra body is a waste of resources no matter how limited his wage is.

How can you tell??

We do have a homogeneous midfield which KEA is certainly a part of but he has improved this season and I no longer groan when I see his name on the team sheet. We actually look more solid with him in the team than out of it but he might still need to do more to convince everyone that he should be an automatic choice.

All of the home nations are suffering from a lack of quality syndrome on inflated wages and I can't see any success at international level for any of us until another generation or two down the line.

If he continues the form shown over the last couple of games until the end of the season then we should be asking 30m for him. He really has got it all a target centre forward who can also play as a link forward and able to create his own goal scoring chances while also being a real menace in the air. Just the complete striker for the modern game and we should cash in on that. Maybe some of us forget that when fit he still scores goals on a regular basis with inept service from players a step below him on the quality ladder.

Trying to have a dump in a hurry.

Starting to look like a good signing but a way to go yet.

Hopefully that's not his real age?

Interesting opinion That it is and one I would go as far to say insulting. It ruined what was otherwise a decent post.

I bet they weren't abusing him when the game ended.

Very important win for us with our next set of fixtures and it has given us a little more breathing space.