shaggy

Agree to an extent mate but Lambert signed half of these clowns. 40m to build a squad. Nope.

Yes we've been poor again but we can only improve in the second half and with the first score in the second half we're back in it.

Super dream last night that the girlfriend I don't have paid a pro to to give me oral sex.

People who don't complain enough or to the right people and use me instead.

Yes please.

Go abroad and do it. Then set aside one night at home for the family.

New underwear ruined by Skids.

Went for the 3 instead of the four at the hairdressers.

Was a big Scooby Doo fan and originally thought about using Shaggy and Scoob but settled for the cut down version.

Buy a brush shaft or two and paint them black. Job done.

I used to play Bingo.

I still would with Katy. Well rehearsed in the sexual arts and i'm sure it would be very enjoyable learning a thing or two with or without make up.

Pulled a bogey from my nose and put it behind the bed head to let it go all crunchy.

That's another thing. Women always seem to recover more quickly than us mere mortals from a session.

You have my sympathies chap. An ex of mine had the tenancy to play with me while in bed to the extent I was ready to pop and then said she was too tired to continue. Bathroom time as well.

If he had been out all season then we'd been relegated. Super player.

Sex without the money shot.

And if it doesn't, what? You get to come on here and type a big fat 'I told you all so', well done you. That's more than a bit harsh. All the guy is doing is putting forward his opinion. We have been brilliant over the last two games but not so good before that and he's only stating the truth. Except we were fantastic against Liverpool, entertained against West Brom... What annoys me is that whenever these bursts of good form happen certain people talk as though it is the first time it has happened, not only this season but under this manager. Then the next time we lose, as we may do next week, it's back to square one with them. The fans are as inconsistent as the team. Fans aren't being inconsistent in criticising a poor performance and praising a good one. It's just the nature of the game unless you expect praise no matter what? I think you need to read my post again. No, once was enough.

My point was that 40 million is used to facilitate poor football by our team when that is just the figure Lambert has spent bringing new players to the club. It doesn't take into consideration players that were already at the club and current value of those players bring the overall value of our squad much higher than 40 million. It should not be a get out clause for poor football.

I'm no more happy than you at the inconsistent form we are showing however I'm much more realistic in my expectations of what is achievable with a £40m squad and a slashed wage bill. Lambert took over an absolute and utter shambles and has conscientiously and diligently gone about improving us little by little.....sorry that we are not delivering the consistent high quality, sintilating performances that you obviously expect, but £40m doesn't buy that in modern football I can't be bothered to get sucked into the same debate with you over and over and over BJ We don't have a 40 million squad unless you want to exclude Agbonlahor, Delph, Weimann, Baker, Clark and even Albrighton. With those players included our squad is worth a lot more than that. This is the second or third time you've tried to make this point - what on earth are you talking about?? Did Lambert sign Agbonlahor, Delph, Weimann, Baker, Clark and even Albrighton?? No he didn't he signed the rest of the current squad for £40mill which is around £2-3mill a player. Get off the scooby snacks shaggy. It's the second time because it wasn't answered the first time. That's exactly my point. No lambert didn't sign those players yet they are still part of the squad so the actual value of the squad is way above 40m and maybe you need one or two snacks to be able to understand that.

And if it doesn't, what? You get to come on here and type a big fat 'I told you all so', well done you. That's more than a bit harsh. All the guy is doing is putting forward his opinion. We have been brilliant over the last two games but not so good before that and he's only stating the truth. Except we were fantastic against Liverpool, entertained against West Brom... What annoys me is that whenever these bursts of good form happen certain people talk as though it is the first time it has happened, not only this season but under this manager. Then the next time we lose, as we may do next week, it's back to square one with them. The fans are as inconsistent as the team. Fans aren't being inconsistent in criticising a poor performance and praising a good one. It's just the nature of the game unless you expect praise no matter what?

I'm no more happy than you at the inconsistent form we are showing however I'm much more realistic in my expectations of what is achievable with a £40m squad and a slashed wage bill. Lambert took over an absolute and utter shambles and has conscientiously and diligently gone about improving us little by little.....sorry that we are not delivering the consistent high quality, sintilating performances that you obviously expect, but £40m doesn't buy that in modern football I can't be bothered to get sucked into the same debate with you over and over and over BJ We don't have a 40 million squad unless you want to exclude Agbonlahor, Delph, Weimann, Baker, Clark and even Albrighton. With those players included our squad is worth a lot more than that.

And if it doesn't, what? You get to come on here and type a big fat 'I told you all so', well done you. That's more than a bit harsh. All the guy is doing is putting forward his opinion. We have been brilliant over the last two games but not so good before that and he's only stating the truth.

.....You were expecting "superb" with a £40m squad and a slashed wage bill??? Do you include Agbonlahor, Delph and Weimann in that 40 million and no I didn't expect the manager to be superb because I didn't say it.

It was a brilliant result for the club, fans and team against Chelsea and that can't be denied by anyone with any sense but by the same token it is not neanderthal thinking to suggest that the manager's record is currently much less than superb. Those who have criticised him have as must right to do that as those who now awash him with praise.