shaggy

Scoob thanks you too and we both hope you are right.

Lescott really is Scoob's dog poo.

Will do and thank you doug.

Yes Gareth you are right it is my own fault and I'm learning its a big bad world out there. I often wonder who are the real animals. Just feel like a real clearing in the woods but there are people far worse of than I.

I have emailed Ebay for his address. He has already purchased on Ebay from a mobile company who have left him positive feedback. He would have used a card to make payment. I also have his account number which he gave me to make payment which was an account with the Halifax so the Police should be able to get his address from his account details but he may have used a fake address? I also have all messages in my Ebay messages account showing the agreed sale but to tell you the truth I'm just not confident at all that I'll see my money again. I suppose it serves me right for trusting anyone and I've actually felt physically sick all day. Just feel my very soul has been raped. No matter. The thing is to put it down to experience and not make the same mistake again which I won't. A big thank you for the concern.

Small Olympiad I suppose with just one sport to represent.

No just a complete idiot.

Better than what we have in his position yes so at the right price yes again.

Classy with just the right hint of sensuality. Very nice Base. No modelling contracts come your way yet? Modelling? it was the boyfriend and his pervy camera shots haha No I wasn't saying that it was a model shot just that from the photo there is potential there for you to explore should you wish to do so. Modelling sports gear?

Really pissed of at the moment but more with myself for being so **** trusting. Should have just continued to hate the human race and stayed a recluse. Stated before that my mobile was broken so I saw one on Ebay I quite liked. I contacted the seller who had only four feedback but no reds and asked him would he accept my offer of £200 to end the auction early. I don't use Paypal as they are money grabbing leaches so I asked the seller would he accept bank transfer. Of course he say yes as it cut the fees for him. Paid him through bank transfer on Monday and he sent me a message on the Monday night that he would send the phone to me by 1st class post signed for on Tuesday afternoon. Guess what, checked Ebay on Tuesday afternoon and found that his auction had disappeared. Then checked his account and guess what, his Ebay account had been closed. Went straight to my bank and asked them to do a chargeback on my bank transfer payment to the seller. Sorry we don't do chargeback on bank transfers. What!!! Sleepless night last night and then a call to a consumer rights. They told me that as I had used a Visa Card my bank should have charged back the payment even though legally they are not liable. Then advised to contact the financial ombudsman which I did who said that I had due cause for complaint and they have sent a letter to my bank asking them to chargeback the payment. This I'm told could take up to 8 **** weeks to sort by which time the slime of a seller will have probably closed his account which I have made the original payment to. Also sent a email to Ebay who will do **** all as I didn't use Paypal but I have asked them to provide me with the address of the seller as I'm now taking this to the Police. The guy has went to a lot of trouble for £200 and if I can get his address then it won't only be the Police who will be visiting him.

If we do sell Benteke then the money we get for him will be our budget as I can't see Mr Lerner dipping into his pockets when that money is already available.

Unemployed but still content as both my parents left me with a few pound to live on when they passed and a house with no mortgage. My mother said to me when she wasn't well 'at least you will have a roof over your head son' when I'm gone and I can't thank them enough for that. Last job was in Tesco's but hated night shift and had no life other than work and sleep. Will have to get it together soon though as I'm getting bored at home all day.

Classy with just the right hint of sensuality. Very nice Base. No modelling contracts come your way yet?

Snowball at the ready?

Steak and chips with mushrooms and corn followed by chocolate Fudge Cake and ice cream. Perfect.

Went to see 300 2 tonight on my own and thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Better than the first as it didn't have Eva Green who out shone everyone else in this one. Found the sex scene a little disturbing though and it might offend those women who have had a bad experience.

Hoolahan, Naughton and Mulumbu if Benteke stays which would improve where we are weak.

I've had a few dreams meeting a nice lady. Same face and usually the same dream. I wake up and get that feeling in the pit of my tum when I realise it hasn't been real and I just want to go back to sleep again. Sad sod but there ya go.

Ignore the boring sex lady. Plenty better out there! Thanks Base for that. Just tried to please the other lady first with a little tenderness but either I did something wrong or it just wasn't appreciated in the way it was meant to be. In my book the lady always comes first if you'll pardon the unintentional pun.

Have done it on request when I'm like Mount Vesuvius but prefer the holiest of holes if I'm honest.

Moisturiser with tan would do the job. It would be particularly nice if you could get Base to apply it?

You need to change your name to 'no shaggy'. With luck it won't be for long?

My car's broken. My phone's broken and will no longer work and my confidence is shattered sexually so I detest the human race and if invited will join Leemond and ced this weekend.

It would make cleaning the house a little less boring but there might be some lateral damage so I'll stay away from the dark side.

Is that the same type of enlarger that Austin Powers used?