Stevo985

My S3 went mental with the most recent update. Everything google related crashed. Google Now, Google +, Google keyboard, everything. Phone went mega slow, got stuck when it rebooted, and just crashed at every opportunity. Managed to get it working by force stopping some apps then updating every app that needed updating. Bit of a ball ache though. My phone was unusable for about 2 hours. It's alright now though. And it looks prettier

Think it was a survey early this year. A load of German brands were in the bottom 10. Dunno about the reliability of the survey. But Jaguar and land Rover were both in the top 10, so I can only assume it was definitely 100% accurate.

Jesus drove a Honda. We've been over this.

Geordie shore isn't girly. I'd say quite the opposite. It's "laddy", as they'd say. Agreed. It's mainly focused on the antics of the lads. The girls just drink more than they can handle and cry. Whilst it's not high brow viewing, I can relate to the things that go on in the programme, so that makes it watchable for me. and Holly Hagan, one assumes one would. None of the birds do anything for me, to be honest. However, have you seen Vicky lately?

This. And eat more.

Geordie shore isn't girly. I'd say quite the opposite. It's "laddy", as they'd say.

Genuinely interested it what makes it watchable. I'm ignorant becuase I've avoided it like the plague, looks utterly horrible. For the record I (to my shame) find Geordie Shore watchable. Its just hollyoaks with rich people basically. Its not good, but there's a plot, and chaacters and it's occasionally fun y. So yeH watchable. I wouldn't be tuning in especially, but it's ok. towie is garbahe though. Oh and I watch geordie shore. Lovely stuff

Made in Chelsea is ok. And I mean ok. Not good, or great, or amazing. Just ok. Watchable. TOWIE, on the other hand, is utter garbage.

I did always wonder that, but I thought it was too obvious to ask. I mean of course they have? Surely? When doubts were raised, surely they were quickly erased with a quick twitter confirmation? I've raised this before (what you're obviously thinking) but got assured by mods (and others) that it is definitely her.

Ice skating? Has there ever been a more overrated activity? Went with the missus at that Winter Wonderland thing in London yesterday. I'm alright at it. I can move fairly freely and turn and stuff, I just can't stop. Managed to not fall over. But really, it's not fun is it? an hour of trying to avoid other people and not fall on your arse whilst the cheap skates that don't really fit slowly cripple you. Great fun.

Asos skinny is appallingly skinny, even their slim jeans are tighter than any skinny jeans i've tried in the past. Hollister (an otherwise rubbish brand) do brilliant skinny jeans, for what it's worth. Nah its not gonna happen. Years of rugby and now the gym mean my legs and arse are never gonna fit into skinny jeans Gosh you're so manly... I can squat 120kg and still get into skinnies. Perhaps I'm just about the perfect specimen? Wasn't meant to come across as bragging. I consider it a negative. I've got big legs and a big arse. I'd happily be able to fit into skinny jeans. I just can't. Oh, and 120kg? Do you even lift, bro?

Just watched "Only God Forgives" Been reluctant after loving "Drive" and hearing the mixed reviews this got. But I've got to say, I thought it was utterly superb.

Asos skinny is appallingly skinny, even their slim jeans are tighter than any skinny jeans i've tried in the past. Hollister (an otherwise rubbish brand) do brilliant skinny jeans, for what it's worth. Nah its not gonna happen. Years of rugby and now the gym mean my legs and arse are never gonna fit into skinny jeans

I think calling S5 of The Wire an "abomination" is pretty damn harsh. It's still better than 95% of everything else that's ever been on TV. It's definitely the weakest series, but there's still plenty of positives. The media is the real story in that season. The serial killer angle is more of just a tool to make that happen.

I accidentally ordered skinny jeans off ASOS once. When they turned up I thought "**** it, I'll try them on anyway" I couldn't get them past my calves.

Accounting. Yeah let's swap. I promise accounting is definitely as exciting as snowboarding. Ah er..numbers..offices...Nah. I was hoping you were a lion tamer or something I pulled a girl in Magaluf this year by telling her I was a dolphin trainer. Will that work on you? (that poor girl was so excited abotu coming to birmingham and swimming with the dolphins) What was she retarded or something?! Blonde. So yeah, kind of.

Stefan's point is obvious, and valid. If you're missing it, I think you're just being deliberately obtuse.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Accounting. Yeah let's swap. I promise accounting is definitely as exciting as snowboarding. Ah er..numbers..offices...Nah. I was hoping you were a lion tamer or something I pulled a girl in Magaluf this year by telling her I was a dolphin trainer. Will that work on you? (that poor girl was so excited abotu coming to birmingham and swimming with the dolphins)

BDO? PDC? Who cares. They're both shit.

Accounting. Yeah let's swap. I promise accounting is definitely as exciting as snowboarding. Ah er..numbers..offices...Nah. I was hoping you were a lion tamer or something I pulled a girl in Magaluf this year by telling her I was a dolphin trainer. Will that work on you? (that poor girl was so excited abotu coming to birmingham and swimming with the dolphins)

Sorry, I've been busy training for the winter olympics. Nope. You do seem to go missing the days that Bayern have a game though That's because filming for The Transporter 4 is always on the same day as Bayern games.

Accounting. Yeah let's swap. I promise accounting is definitely as exciting as snowboarding.

That new telly I got is great Considering I wasn't bothered about "SMART" tv, it's actually pretty cool