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I hold your opinion and comments in high regard, so if you think he's good enough, I'm happy to back him (and you).

He's a funny player in that he can literally only play in one way, and that's almost as a midfield centre back. He stops forwards doing their job and that's it. But, he does it well. For us though, we need a CM who doesn't mind being passed to under pressure, and that's where he looks very uncomfortable. Good luck to him, he played well Vs Newcastle in the 3-0 home win last year especially.

Lol you're a virgi.. sorry vegan. You can't batter anything you silly pussy Other than a bloody... CAULIFLOWER or summat!!!

Pierre van hoowhatever. What a myth of a man. Seemed to bang in goals, then just disappear because he didn't want to be arsed anymore. Looked a bit like Freddie Mercury too with his teeth in my minds eye.

It's only on hold if you have planned something, but aren't doing it. If you haven't figured out what it is yet, then nothings on hold, you're just going with the flow. If you aren't doing it, then make a path of easy to accomplish steps, but you're responsible for building that path, nothing gets done without it.

I saw about 20 people in Hereford yesterday protesting for Palestine, so I reckon the end of the war will happen soon x

Happy birthday shed rocket polisher x

This'll put a smile on ya face

Helena Goldbridge from Kinver Edge is my person who should be more famous than they should be, but aren't. In 1712 she identified that clusters of certain rare minerals occured within certain places due to the geological events occuring over the course of history. This meant that the search for these minerals could be consolidated to specific regions, whereas before her, searching was much more random, and therefore unsuccessful. It may seem simple now, but she used available geological records to identify where tectonic plate movement had moved from & to, to really focus the searches and open up new mines, allowing for deeper and more successful extraction. The results of her discoveries resulted in what were small mining companies, being able to grow into some of the largest businesses in the world at the time, of which some of the benefactors we still know about today (such as the Musk family). It could be argued without her, we wouldn't have made those links, and we'd be much further behind in our technological advancement and some of the world's richest people wouldn't be the world's richest people. Another thing to maybe consider, is the sheer exploitation her discovery has resulted in and number of deaths from poor health and safety. It's estimated that since Helena Goldbridge, there have been over 1.2 million deaths from mining related industries, which would (weirdly) make her one of the most lethal people ever to have lived.

Yaya Toure would still be at Man City if they'd have done this for him! Well done young man

Still awake now!!! BANG

Luke Shaw is faster than Bailey (or that's what I saw when my son was playing Vs CPU)

3 days and that's the best you can come up with? I thought bald people were meant to be clever!

If a German court can prove that his speech is "against" Israel, then it would be argued it would be hate speech as it's singling out one group.

Sorry to hear that Mr Seat, Sir Best wishes.

That was my ringtone back in the day and every time someone called me, I danced like Will. So that's... 3 times.

Ignore my last post, I've posted about 10 times in an hour and that included wanking whilst spying on women, punching Xela and just being an annoying clearing in the woods.

I'd say that sounds right up my alley, but then I'd be well annoyed you stopped at 3 pints because of your raging hangovers and that you'd probably start talking about your dreadful job and I'd want to strike you, thrice. So have a good evening chaps

I hate bowl cancer.. I really do. It makes my Coco pops taste like shit.

@Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate. As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries. And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick. He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that. More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift. Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it. You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh.

I've been working from home a lot over the last 6 months because of a new job. I've got more money per month than I've ever had, but I'm not feeling any happier. I feel quite lonely and isolated quite often and it's because I'm not getting out. I'm putting on loads of weight too, which isn't good for my health. I go to bed most nights at about 12.30am because I sit up and play playstation. I struggle to wake up and help my family get to school etc. I do, do it, but I don't do it well, not least as well as my family deserve from me. So Wednesday I went for a walk, and ended up out of the house for 2 hours, walking around my estate, in a loop which includes a decent sized hill.. 6 times. On Thursday, I signed up to Park run, because @Paddywhack was really **** annoying about doing one (turns out, the prick isn't even running, he's "volunteering".. the dickhead), so I'm going to get up and do whatever it takes to run/walk 5km. Tonight, I went to the gym for the first time and did a program for 2x20 minutes based on Stan Collymores twitter, where you run/walk/run. I think it's interval training. Nearly killed me, but the buzz as I sit here aching like a dumbass seems like something I want again. And if I don't do it for me, I'm doing it for my family, because they deserve a better me. I've let myself down physically for a number of years, I've started to let myself down mentally too, and I'm not prepared to let that happen. We on OT all know your struggles Chindie, I hope you find the spark that ignites your inner fire and you get back to that Emo haired, social person I remember you being from a photo you posted... years ago. Good luck, I know you'll have an update for us (all) sooner or later.

We've been friends since the start of high school, which we finished in 2003, so it is nice I guess! So what's that, about 25 years?!

You often see really powerful peepholes on holiday, when visiting the peer, or the coast. I once paid €2 for a really good peephole overlooking a beach with loads of topless wimmin'. You often forget what's going on around you when you're peepholing though, and I wondered what the hell was going on when a policeman arrested me. Especially frustrating because I hadn't quite finished..

No matter how hard I try, they just never, ever **** right off

They retro fitted the glass at a cost of about £3.5k. I mean, yea.. they could have just got a new door for £500... A nice one.. but that peephole is real nice like.