Wainy316

When did Lolley become my jobbing tag team partner?

Baselayers would easily beat Ennis in a fight.

Well, he says that he still loves me, made a massive mistake etc etc etc, but he doesn't know whether he wants to get married and have kids (which is a prerequisite for me, especially after what happened). So he's going to move out by the end of this week for a month or so, to think about whether he can give me what I want. If he can, then I will think about whether I can move on from all of this and get back together - not sure I can, to be honest, but it's not easy walking away from a 15 year relationship. The comment I made last week about Baselayers is looking like a much more attractive prospect at the moment! Please walk away from your 15 year relationship and offer yourself to Baselayers. Please.

No way I can justify £47 for what will almost certainly be a severe spanking.

Exactly this. Love the street in HCMC where you sit on plastic tables outside of shops drinking 30p bottles of beer.

The BBC stuff yesterday was charming. Don't know if you saw it, but one of the Bell brothers suggested you'd be perfect for Ski Sunday team. Or maybe she could replace Jack Woodward on AVTV?

I'm gonna post this again so Jenny can relive THAT moment... Yeah... thats not a good look! Is that how they present the medals now? You have to catch them in your mouth?

They either hammer us or come from behind a scrape a win against us. Always the most painful ways.

I find you can just about apply that rule to almost anyone who has the word "agent" in their job title. Estate Agents - kill them all Recruitment Agents - kill them all Football Agents - kill them all Secret Agents - run away This is so true. If I may offer some advice, if you're looking to rent a property in London try houseshare.com. It cuts out the wankery estate agents and provided you can do some of the due diligence yourself you save a total fortune. And it isn't all just housesharing; some of the houses are completely vacant. Well if they're vacant, just squat. Cuts everything out then.

Villa hurt me. You haven't yet.

Just acquired the new episode of Walking Dead. Looking forward to it after the way the last episode went down.

We all like you more than Villa.

There has been some good Poster feuds on here recently. Go abouth 10 pages back in the 'Things that Piss you off' thread. Oh and 'Con'. Skim the Barry Bannan thread. It's worth it. Ohhhhhhhhh and the 'Confessions' thread. A must read!

Lolley and Jones spring to mind. Heard of them?

Generally I love Brad, but when was the last save he made?

I think we can all agree that the world will be a poorer place if Jones never straps on again. I'm sure there are a few on here who would get a kick out of Jenny with a strap on. And one notable former Villan.

Albrighton put in more good crosses on Saturday alone than Bannan did in his entire Villa career.

That's a bit of a scummy thing to do. I'd assist robbery to get a hug from a girl.

Yes, then I get to have a foreign girlfriend.

Men are funnier, women are sexier. there you go, 1-1.

Sorry guys, looks like a lot of us owe an apology. He has come forth and proved his existence.

When an oven doesn't have a separate grill so you have to choose one or the other

Subway club is good and always love meatball.

Subway club is good and always love meatball.

That was a disgrace. As for yesterday, loved the timing of a tree falling on the track between Brum and Aston, 2:15pm. Had to fight fellow Villans for a taxi on Broad Street.