Luckily this is a football match between one team from Northern Ireland and one team from Scotland, and all the supporters involved are primarily motivated by football and none of the other total bollocks that might affect a gathering like this.
Transfer fees at Premier League are meaningless now. They're just standing on a beach arguing about how much sand to give to one another.
In this instance Sunderland now have a fuckton of sand. If we don't progress next season we could do worse than focusing on having a set-up that allows us to find players to develop and sell into the Premier League for these made-up sums.