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sharkyvilla

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  1. He's probably the most preposterous human being I've ever come across, if they could vote for him once then I'm sure they could easily vote for him a second time, no matter what he does.
  2. I'm not ashamed to admit that I sometimes think I'm still wearing glasses when I'm not. Same with wearing a hat, once you've worn it for a few hours you get indents in your head that make it feel like you're still wearing it once you've taken it off.
  3. I think Eoin Morgan has something to do with it. I suspect he encourages players to go out and take risks and gives them his full backing if things go wrong. There's also no way he'd have captained us in the Ashes and not had the quickest bowlers available and a leg spinner playing. We still probably would have lost mind you.
  4. You should do it. I'd leave the balls in or out when pissing to this perverted corner of the internet though.
  5. I've been on a cricket forum for about 10 years which predates me joining here, and sometimes read a couple of bands' forums but don't post much. You do get similar topics though, I've even seen the arse wiping topic covered somewhere else.
  6. I hope not, I've been self-diagnosing using Dr Google and Teeth AIDS hasn't come up yet. I'm hoping Bonjela will miraculously cure it.
  7. Ha, we were really shit. I say 'we', I was alright but he had some spinal condition that meant he couldn't use his left hand properly.
  8. I've got a horrible feeling I've got some nasty wisdom tooth problem developing. I only got 3 that grew and where the fourth one should be it's hurting like a bitch when I eat. Load of shite.
  9. My baker colleague and I were trying to start a band (the Yeastie Boys) and Zombie was about the only song I managed to teach him on the guitar. It's very simple yet a great song of my youth. 46 is no age, horrible news, and I'm sad about Regis too.
  10. Just watched Man With The Iron Heart. A bit average really, I really liked HHHH the book it's based on, but the beauty of that was the style it was written in which they obviously couldn't pull off in a film. In terms of showing the story of Heydrich's assassination I preferred Anthropoid.
  11. Got the new BRMC album the other day. Was not expecting this, not sure if it's the worst thing I've ever heard, great or just terrifying
  12. Nah, in my experience the only people who have taken blatantly obvious sickies are words removed. They have many more word removedy attributes as well, mind you. It's more the fact that someone has to cover for you that annoys me, I just think it's not on.
  13. Any excuse to get the Fanny Chmelar Chase moment out
  14. I've developed a mild addiction to Shakeaway milkshakes and think I've gone a chocolate level too far this afternoon. I feel a bit sick.
  15. The Mail on Sunday was remain though, which I found bizarre. Anyway I'm most shocked by trains selling newspapers. You can't buy anything on a train down here, not even snacks or drinks any more.
  16. Yeah I'd consider those boxers. I get supermarket cheap versions, rather optimistically called Stayfresh Boxer Briefs or something along those lines.
  17. I do like a sit down every now and then, usually during the night, but definitely balls in having tried the other way yesterday.
  18. Yep, even if I'm not really that arsed about football not involving Villa any more, I try to watch as much of Messi as I can. One of the few things about footy that I'd bore the grandkids about if I ever have any. An absolute joy to watch.
  19. That could spell disaster for Dem.
  20. I'm wearing joggers so pulled the waistband down, flipped the balls out to hold it down and went hands-free. I reckon some wee might have flowed back up the pee pipe. **** doing it whilst wearing a belt.
  21. Yeah I just tried it balls out. I really don't think it's healthy doing it that way.
  22. So anyway, these Where's Wally boxers, do they have an actual Where's Wally game on them, or are they just branded with a big picture of his face? Could be a new thing to concentrate on during my shit breaks at work if it's the former.
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