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No No, I genuinely thought it was funny. So wanted to try my own... only mine, wasnt... Although I did laugh to myself whilst typing.

HAHA Hey Guys, I've got one... Oh, I hope Jesus' next signing works out, or else he will be cross! HAHAHAHAHA

Who's the mutual termination person?

@Awol aghhhhhh! I’m scared.

He was first to break the news of a meltdown signing, which turned out to be Darren Bent for £20Million. No idea of MMs role or how he was associated with the club, was somewhat of a mystery... remains a legend though

It’s no different to Robbie Keane’s, just that the pistols go sideways instead of forwards. Pretty much the same.

@MYSTERYMAN meltdown time!!!!!

That’s exactly what he wants you to think, the thief, stealing other sources content.

everywhere I see says that Disney+ is only available in the US - how are people watching the Mandalorian?

Why would we want to take someone who struggled at West Ham and can’t get into the Burnley lineup, to come and be our 1st choice keeper? We might as well just use our own keepers, who our coaching staff get to spend every training session with and knows what they are capable of. Bringing in Hart just makes zero sense.

Erm, does somebody else want to tell him or shall I?

Oh Wes. Wes Wes Wes.

...meeting the owners. The owners are not the recruitment team. I highly doubt NSWE are searching through their LinkedIn profiles to find players to poach.

What are you up to these days?

Isn’t Jack just great?

hah yea, whenever I am following the Sky Sports App commentary, its always; 35: Villa win a Corner 36: Chance! Watford hit the bar. Or 36: Freekick against Aston Villa. Just looking back now from Saturdays game. This is one scenario exactly which made me chuckle: 46: And now Villa get us started again at Vicarage Road 48: Close! Watford have picked up where they left off, Aston Villa haven't shot out of the traps. Granted that is a couple of minutes almost, but, still... always happens!!!

I'm sure Kalinic can give a decent recommendation as to why he should join us.

I have calmed down a bit from the Watford defeat - which was just, disgusting, plain and simple. Sacking people isn't the answer. We have done that many times over the past decade and it has got us nowhere. Apart from being relegated. Whats the issue currently - well, it has to be down to the starting eleven. A couple of the players just simply are not good enough. (and that is down to the recruitment team). This is why I think we have tried to moneyball some positions - there has to be a reason why we play Wesley - what does he do that is eventually going to click? For those that have seen the film, the key was to sign people who 'get on base' right, so what is Wesley's role? It's the same for Nakamba, and Luiz - what are they offering that means they get to start? I thought they were essentially going to be the same player, so seeing them start together is somewhat surprising. I had them both down as Defensive Mids. We seriously need to find some consistency, because changing the starting eleven every week just isn't working - injuries aside. We have one injured defender, so have ended up changing both CBs. (ok, Engels might have a virus or whatever, but there was still a point where he was available and not chosen to start). McGinn got an injury, so we have changed the whole midfield. It should just be a case of one goes out, slot someone else in. God Knows whats going on with the wide players - completely lost track. Grrrrrrrr. So frustrating. Typical ******* Aston Villa.

There’s a reason they are bottom and lost the most games though. We still played crap against them, even. That’s our level currently, everyone else is better.

It’s also the fact that we don’t actually know our best team, or setup. Yes McGinn is injured which changes things in the middle but even with him we were messing around with the starting eleven desperately trying to find wins. It seems so completely clueless. The players we have bought in the summer are mostly shite. We were completely and utterly mugged off. Foolish Aston Villa, yet again.

Yea... cant be losing to Southampton and Watford having conceded 3 goals, and scraping a win at home to Norwich (but still being the worse team). We look absolutely garbage, and we are getting to the business end of the season now. Change it up, I’m afraid, else we are down again.

I for one cant wait to see our front 4 of Pukki, Benteke, Long and Giroud come the end of January. We're gonna score loads of goals. Guilbert - Engels - Mings - Targett Nakamba McGinn - Luiz - Hourihane Grealish Giroud - Pukki - Benteke - Long