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heres a little bit of a joke one for heskey and gabby as i know his song will be that winter wonderland song

to tune of oh christmas tree:

emile heskey

emile heskey

gabriel agbonlahor

emile heskey

emile heskey

gabriel agbonlahor

one holds the ball ones fast as ****

when their together they'll score alot

emile heskey

emile heskey

gabriel agbonlahor

Great song!

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Not sure why this has only just struck me but:

With a boom boom boom

Let me hear you say Cuellar

With a boom boom boom

Let me hear you say Cuellar,

CUELLAR!

(With it pronounced the proper way of course, so Cwaya I suppose phonetically)

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The words are:

There's only one Emile Heskey

One Emile Heskey

He played for the shite

But now he's alright

Walkin in a Heskey wonderland

But they were sining He used to be shite, not happy about that personally

Agree, why would you knock the player in his own song?

Cmon Holte Enders, it's "Played for the shite"

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To the tune of Sex is on Fire by Kingsw of Leon

Its Heskey on Fire

or

To the tune of Monster by The Automatic

Who thats scoring a goal its Emile Heskey its Emile Heskey

:?

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think i prefer used to be shite to be honest then again i still prefer my effort to the tune oh christmas tree

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

one holds the ball ones fask as ****

when they're together they'll score alot

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

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Played for the shite could be brought in

Or perhaps even:

"He Played for the shite,

He shits on Dwight"

Either way England and the noses used to sing it so I'm sure he takes it in good heart.

His name is being sung loud and proud. I'm sure it doesn't bother him too much.

I bet it annoys Ashley Young more who still doesn't have a proper song!

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