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to the tune of the verse bit of robin hoods oo-dee-lally by rodger miller: richard dunne and jimmy collins running villa's defense winning every ball every time that they play richard dunne and jimmy collins scoring every corner never seen a better pair in all of our days yippeeii yippeeii yippeeii oooooo yippeeii yippeeii yippeeii eeeeeh oh de lally oh de lally oh de lally oooooo oh de lally oh de lally golly what a day

to the tune of the jimmy milner oh jimmy milner he's down the wing tonight jimmy milner oh jimmy milner on the left and on the right jimmmyyyyyyyyy jimmy milner he's running down the wing jimmmyyyyyyyyy jimmy milner so lets all start to sing

I recon its going to be a 3 - 1 win but im really looking forward to watching delph again (if he starts) as I ve never been so impressed by a youngster debut for the club before! come on!

yeah its come up before but the third one hasnt been up here still prefer the second one they did

i cant believe BNP have got a bloody seat gutted morons! just watching that bastard griffin on the bbc try and talk his way out of his racist views prick

well I'm a mixture of A, B and C but it depends where you holiday really, wouldnt catch me wearing shorts on a skiing holiday then again you wouldn't catch me on a skiing holiday

has this just turned into the sickipedia thread?

i was going to vote socialist labour however dont agree with their stance on europe so I voted lib dem

Yeah that's probably 'the snag' :-) They want to pay with a job lot of dildo's and some crotchless panties ! dont forget the edible undies

which pub in kiddy do you go in?

^^^ that was terrible but very funny!

Well, technically they are corn snacks, but still subject to vat as they are made from swelling cereals. Doritos on the other hand, are VAT free as they're made from non-swelling corn. Ive just also found out that mini cheddars, wheat crunchies and twiglets are also excempt from VAT

You obviously haven't eaten stale jaffa cakes lately; they go hard. Jaffa cakes and Pringles do share one property, which is that "Once you pop you can't stop". In both cases, once I open the packet I HAVE to eat the lot in one go. I'm pretty sure that (in Pringles at least) this is due to the massive amount of MSG in them. One of our cats loves them as well - he usually begs quite politely, but with Pringles he loses all control and will try and snatch them out of your hand before they get to your mouth. ha do they? i havent had a jaffa cake in years oops ok right then jaffa cakes are indeed a cake hmm i must try this giving pringles to an animal to see the results it sounds like fun

I thought jaffa cakes were infact biscuits as though go softer when stale, i presumed it was like this a cake when stale goes from soft to hard, a biscuit when stale goes from hard to soft

Well those damn tax dodgers down at the pringle factory have been claiming that pringles are infact biscuits not crisps therefore being exempt from VAT however a court ruling has found that they believe it is infact a crisp therefore forcing them to cough up. What do you recon? story here

That's a very good song, You'd have to speed the tune up slightly when you sing it though compared to the original imo. ha cheers well Ive had a very unproductive day of filling in applications forms and ive just uploaded to youtube a quick rendition of this chant warning its poorly sung n played but you get the jist so be nice ha

No not a chance!!!

right then bear with me on this one and make any changes as this is just off the top of my head for Mr Petrov To the tune of My Way And our, player of the year For the claret and blue, he is Bulgarian He’ll shoot, get that ball clear Dominate midfield, that much were certain And once from the halfway line He put it in, it was unheard of And more much more than this Stiliyan peeeeeetrrooooov

I think Marc Bolan could bang out a few chords. And just like George of the Jungle, he should have watched out for that tree! this deserves to be in the joke thread ha

I made one a little while back for petrov short but sweet to the tune of boney m: rivers of babylon oh stiliyan pe-t-rov he's our midfield man oh stiliyan pe-t-rov is bulgarian

woo i finally get say it I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! by me near the top of page 51 but it is awesome

After all the grief Jade Goody has been through I thought it was perticularly harsh for Michael Ballack to chase her for 40 yards after not recieving a penalty

Absolute shithole that it is you can't beat a Villa win at the sty. The last time I was there kevin phillips (spit) got the winner. Priceless. was a good day tho wasnt it didnt think that my old man chant was ever going to end

people messing around with that auto tune thing