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Socialism! Socialism!

Sorry, I thought we were playing "Tracks on the 'Revolver' album".

:winkold:

I'm so tired ....

Cough "White Album" Cough

Yep. Hoist by my own petard. :oops:
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Taxman

Socialism! Socialism!

Sorry, I thought we were playing "Tracks on the 'Revolver' album".

:winkold:

I'm so tired ....

Cough "White Album" Cough

Yep. Hoist by my own petard. :oops:

blimey ,I've not seen that phrase since I read Hamlet *

* by read I mean flicked through a few pages in order to revise for my English literature exam (I passed btw , my proudest moment in defeating the system that I got a grade c O level by writing about 3 books that I never read )

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I will never forgive my school for making us study Merchant of Venice academically :rant:

Now that I'm not being tested though, it (the book) does seem more interesting than it used to.

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I will never forgive my school for making us study Merchant of Venice academically

We did that too. I thought it was quite good. As was Othello. They're the only 2 we had to do and I enjoyed both of them.

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it (the book) does seem more interesting than it used to.

I must confess I read "Autobiography of a Super tramp" which was one of the 3 I didn't read for my exam pass ( Red Badge of courage making up the trio)

a few years after I left school and thoroughly enjoyed it , I guess at 15 I just wasn't ready for certain books .. though I still have no desire to read Hamlet , even at 41

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I have a stye on my eyelid and a warty pimply crusty thing on my wrist. To go with the delightful wart between my ring and index finger. All of which have popped up in the last month. I'd better find a wife very soon before my transformation to the elephant man is complete

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To go with the delightful wart between my ring and index finger.

Bloody hell that's a big wart. Does it get to your index finger via the stomach or the back?
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I have a stye on my eyelid and a warty pimply crusty thing on my wrist. To go with the delightful wart between my ring and index finger. All of which have popped up in the last month. I'd better find a wife very soon before my transformation to the elephant man is complete
No need for drastic action. Find a GP instead: Simpler, cheaper, less painful, less irreversible.
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Hamlet is **** awesome, probably my favourite piece of dramatic literature ever.

We did it for A-Level. I loved it then, still do. Must have seen dozens of productions, both on stage and films.

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Clingy **** people.

There's this guy at work who keeps annoying me by reminding me to wait for him at the end of the day so that we can travel home together. TWENTY-ODD FKING TIMES A DAY.

First of all, are you **** afraid of travelling alone or what? It's not bloody midnight, there are no ghosts around and you're 19.

Secondly, do you have to say it every **** 10 minutes?!!!! (slight exaggeration)

Thirdly, GIVE ME SOME **** SPACE!!!

:angry::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

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I dont understand why some people have to wear their caps back to front ? ( the Americans do it all the time )

I mean FFS, if that is what turns you on or if you think that makes you look cool then why stop at the hat ? why not wear your pants and shirt back to front as well and look REALLY COOL.

Yeah, I know there will be some VT people that do this but, hey this is only my opinion right ?

unless you are William Hague or the sun is shining and burning your retinas and you can't afford a decent pair of sunglasses , why wear a cap at all ?

they are going on the banned list when I rule the universe

Yes, caps go on the clothing banned list.

A famous poet once wrote, "There are fewer more distressing sights than that/ Of an Englishman in a baseball cap".
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To go with the delightful wart between my ring and index finger.

Bloody hell that's a big wart. Does it get to your index finger via the stomach or the back?

Do you ever get tired being such a smart arse? :)

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