Wainy316 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) A night of steak followed by a 4 hour romp with Mila Kunis, or having your arse blow-torched while your face is simultaneously smeared in excrement? Edited June 21, 2013 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 A night of steak followed by a 4 hour romp with Mila Kunis, or having your having your arse blow-torched while your face is simultaneously smeared in excrement? I read that as rump and thought after a night of steak why would I want some more with Mila Kunis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Heads or tails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'll go heads. Death by cheese grater or death by sandpaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 You lost. Cheese grater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Tails... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cake or Death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Uh death, durr Birmingham or Manchester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cake or Death? eat my wife's cake and you can have both 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cake or Death? The sponge variety or the "Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack" variety? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 If Wainy was a piece of stationary, he'd be an eraser. Far from the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 The sponge variety or the "Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack" variety? The variety you may like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) If Wainy was a piece of stationary, he'd be an eraser. Far from the point. Had to google. Not your analogy, the cake thing. Edited June 21, 2013 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 If Wainy was a piece of stationary, he'd be an eraser. Far from the point. Had to google. Not your analogy, the cake thing. i'd have death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Shark attack or Crocodile attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Shark attack. Would you rather, touch yourself ınfront of your Nan or grab your Ma's titties? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) Nan Stick your cock in a blender and press the puree button, or smash your own skull in with a brick Edited June 22, 2013 by maqroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 (edited) This thread is sooooo school playgroundish but still quite funny. Smash skull Live in Zimbabwe for the next 5 years or Afghanistan? Edited June 23, 2013 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2013 Afghanistan. Have an average house and a fantastic car, or a fantastic house and a really shit car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2013 That's a good one. I think I'd go house and shit car (don't tell my employers) Would you rathe rhave lobster claws instead of hands, or a rhino's horn in the middle of your forehead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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