isgill88 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 One of the most annoying things is when people say "guess what" and expect you to try and guess. How am I supposed to know?! Inspired by a response by Chandler in Friends - "the 5th dentist finally caved in and now they're all recommending Colgate" - what other funny and random answers can we come up with that we can remember and use in that situation...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Whilst I could never, ever be anywhere near as funny as the mighty Chandler from friends, I do complain if people say "Guess What?" without giving me the chance to guess before continuing with their anecdote. NB: Friends is not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 18, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2012 Guess what? I was thinking of posting the very same thing in the "Piss you off thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 18, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2012 Egg and snot [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I say 'tea pot' in reply to guess what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Either state "No" whilst staring back at them or ask "Is he bald?". When they ask what you mean, explain that you misheard their stupidly open question thus: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I hate this thread. Every time I see the title a little voice in my head shouts "What?"(in a really crap american kids tv style). Arrrgh (I realise my post has now bumped it up instead of trying to let it die. But I had to vocalise it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I have decided to make a change and will now reply 'monster cock' when asked guess what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I hate this thread. Every time I see the title a little voice in my head shouts "What?"(in a really crap american kids tv style). Arrrgh (I realise my post has now bumped it up instead of trying to let it die. But I had to vocalise it!) Guess what? You didn't vocalise it, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I hate this thread. Every time I see the title a little voice in my head shouts "What?"(in a really crap american kids tv style). Arrrgh (I realise my post has now bumped it up instead of trying to let it die. But I had to vocalise it!) Guess what? You didn't vocalise it, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 When people start with guess what, I immediately start guessing random things; your car boot is full of panda shit? winston churchill has been found alive? light bulbs in toilets are being made illegal? the pacific ocean has been found empty? etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Spiderbabies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "You're a fool and I'm not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Spiderbabies "It's got the body of a spider, but the mind of a baby." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 free **** in mcdonalds? (depends who said guess what, but I have used this a few times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 free **** in mcdonalds? (depends who said guess what, but I have used this a few times) You use free **** in McDonalds? Cool. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 free **** in mcdonalds? (depends who said guess what, but I have used this a few times) You use free **** in McDonalds? Cool. 8) yes, I've got bolder as I've got older I also used to have a problem with people asking: 'what are you doing tomorrow?' or tonight / Thursday next weekend etc.. I used to dread it as I'd end up invited along to something I really didn't want to do. Now on the question 'what are you doing tomorrow?' I will quite happily respond with 'you tell me your plan, then I can make something up if it sounds crap'. People respond that it's funny, but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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