Folski Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Thanks for the 'mixed' responses 3 things that are pissing me off - Booked a holiday abroad. Checked and will lose deposit if I cancel now which is about £400!!! The complex is more a couples thing than a 'lads', not that anyone would want to come with me anyway. I was really close to her family, so I miss them a shit ton aswell. Where the **** will I meet someone else? As I said above I'm a bit of wet leg when it comes to going out - I'd rather not. Yeh I like a drink and that but I'm not really the sort to go out every Saturday night and get smashed off my bean. You don't need to get drunk. The not going out part may be a problem. I was lucky in the sense that at work we have a steady stream of lots of young, naive female students come for 6 weeks at a time. Helped me get over a few ex's. Emotionless, no strings sex really does work as a cure. Not for the students (or a few colleagues for that matter) possibly but it did me a world of good. God bless the NHS. Now I'm 9 months into what is so far the best relationship I've had. Bar the whole scary approaching marriage possibility on the horizon. Gave my girlfriend of 2.5 years a voucher this morning out of €5.5k winnings at Cheltenham (just said I'd throw that in there ) came in a fancy box and she goes the next box you give me will probably have a ring in it A: How the **** did you win that? B: Next time give her cash. C: Run! Haha, lots and lots and lots of video form, coupled with sectional timing, would have been a lot more had Annie Power won. Love More of That though and serves Walsh & Mullins right for being greedy. I will, and I will. Folski knows his form... You do flat racing as well? Trying to judge the 2000 Guineas... Don't really care for it, doesn't excite me like the jumps, but I tend to throw 200 into betfair at the start of the season and see what I can turn it into laying off favs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Can a girl get preggars by DHUTWU? I was asked this by a girl who having only recently met her has confirmed to me that she's still a virgin and would like to try it. Post of the year right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CrackpotForeigner Posted March 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Here's some VT relationship advice for Shaggy: If you donate to VT, you can arrange a whole new VT identity for yourself. Not saying you need to. Just a bit of information for you, for just in case you should ever post something that you won't be able to live down. Hypothetically. I've had to change my name once already. I used to be called Voinjama. Edited March 26, 2014 by CrackpotForeigner 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Now I'm 9 months into what is so far the best relationship I've had. Bar the whole scary approaching marriage possibility on the horizon. Are you considering marriage after 9 months? Not trying to be critical or anything by the way. Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Here's some VT relationship advice for Shaggy: If you donate to VT, you can arrange a whole new VT identity for yourself. Not saying you need to. Just a bit of information for you, for just in case you should ever post something that you won't be able to live down. Hypothetically. I've had to change my name once already. I used to be called Voinjama. Post of the year right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Wow. Spectacular stuff hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 You should wear a condom at all times just to be on the same side. You should definitely wear a sheath if you're on the 'same' side, yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 A girl at my school genuinely thought you could get pregnant from giving blowjobs and swallowing. But she also thought the white bit of Guinness was mashed potato and that Jesus lived at the same time as dinosaurs. (I'm not even joking by the way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Here's some VT relationship advice for Shaggy: If you donate to VT, you can arrange a whole new VT identity for yourself. Not saying you need to. Just a bit of information for you, for just in case you should ever post something that you won't be able to live down. Hypothetically. I've had to change my name once already. I used to be called Voinjama. Ha lol many times. Notoriety at last. I told her no but honestly wasn't sure myself until now. So i can gladly bang away to my heart's content without worrying about pulling out at the right time. Think i'm going to like DHUTWU very much even if she doesn't. For those more experienced than me does your toddler not come back out slightly discoloured if you know what i mean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Nothing that a gentle washing in some mildly soapy water can't undo. It won't come out looking like a chicken skewer with satay sauce, if that's what you're worried about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Here's some VT relationship advice for Shaggy: If you donate to VT, you can arrange a whole new VT identity for yourself. Not saying you need to. Just a bit of information for you, for just in case you should ever post something that you won't be able to live down. Hypothetically. I've had to change my name once already. I used to be called Voinjama. Ha lol many times. Notoriety at last. I told her no but honestly wasn't sure myself until now. So i can gladly bang away to my heart's content without worrying about pulling out at the right time. No offence, but I'm honestly stunned that you really had to ask. Buy this and read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Also, what kind of girl asks someone to DHUTWU before she's ever had sex? I'm not sure if that's slutty or weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2014 virgin on the ridiculous 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Someone who values their front virginity but not their rear virginity? Quite common in a lot of cultures, and not unheard of in our own. Why question these things, just enjoy a bit of DHUTWU and collect your brown wings on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thanks CrackpotForeigner. I was worried about that. Does it hurt the woman or do they enjoy it? What i mean is can they reach orgasm through it or do they need a helping hand? Will have a go at the weekend and report my findings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thanks CrackpotForeigner. I was worried about that. Does it hurt the woman or do they enjoy it? What i mean is can they reach orgasm through it or do they need a helping hand? Will have a go at the weekend and report my findings. It hurts. A lot. If you're expecting to whip your little man out and plough straight in you're sadly mistaken, or you're going to have a girl in agony very quickly. For a first time it takes a lot of lube, and a lot of time. As for Anal orgasms, not unheard of but I'd be very surprised if someone doing anal for the first time had one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Fairly likely to need a helping hand, gentle swordsmanship and lots of lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Here's some VT relationship advice for Shaggy: If you donate to VT, you can arrange a whole new VT identity for yourself. Not saying you need to. Just a bit of information for you, for just in case you should ever post something that you won't be able to live down. Hypothetically. I've had to change my name once already. I used to be called Voinjama. Ha lol many times. Notoriety at last. I told her no but honestly wasn't sure myself until now. So i can gladly bang away to my heart's content without worrying about pulling out at the right time. No offence, but I'm honestly stunned that you really had to ask. Buy this and read it No offence taken just a little embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) If you're older than 20, be embarrassed, but you're probably not, so don't worry about it. Edited March 27, 2014 by CrackpotForeigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thanks CrackpotForeigner. I was worried about that. Does it hurt the woman or do they enjoy it? What i mean is can they reach orgasm through it or do they need a helping hand? Will have a go at the weekend and report my findings. It hurts. A lot. If you're expecting to whip your little man out and plough straight in you're sadly mistaken, or you're going to have a girl in agony very quickly. For a first time it takes a lot of lube, and a lot of time. As for Anal orgasms, not unheard of but I'd be very surprised if someone doing anal for the first time had one Ok gently does it then. You see sometimes girls have told me that they are virgins when they really aren't but this one i think is the real deal and it might be too much too soon for DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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