mjmooney Posted October 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 Start other peoples' threads for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I find dropping my willy in someone's pint when they go to the loo usually does the trick. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Farts always work well in the presence of women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 In before Rob... Trying to put it up the wrong'un! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTheVillan Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Car drivers who get right in my boot in 30mph zones result in me driving the next 2 miles at 15mpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsonp Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Give sarcastic answers when I really should just answer the question in a polite manner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Car drivers who get right in my boot in 30mph zones result in me driving the next 2 miles at 15mpg Is a favourite trick of myn aswell. I "outslurp" people at work if they start slurping at their tea. Fight fire with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 Perhaps we should distinguish between things that we do that just happen to piss some people off (even though we think we are doing nothing bad), and things we do deliberately, knowing it will annoy people ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 Being a spelling/grammar Nazi. Not sure which category it falls into TBH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 Constantly talk to my friend about Jersey Shore when I know he hates it with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I await Sir Gary Cahill's contribution to this thread with baited breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Cracking my neck, drives er' in doors up the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 When pricks at work try and get argumentative with me about my job I love Killing them with kindness without giving into them, even by saying things in a way where they know that I am doing it but they cant complain as it just seems that I am trying to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted October 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 When I'm next to people playing loud music on their mobile phone I join in and play some loudly on my phone. Usually Bach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 When I'm next to people playing loud music on their mobile phone I join in and play some loudly on my phone. Usually Bach.I've done that in the car - wound the windows down and blasted classical music at high volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Vote Tory :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Start other peoples' threads for them. ta very much like ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Car drivers who get right in my boot in 30mph zones result in me driving the next 2 miles at 15mpg Yep, good one. Always good to do. After 2 miles speed up to 30 and then immediately back to 15 mph is good also, heaps it on as they think it's all over. If people beep their horn at me and I have done nothing wrong I usually just stop for a bit if they are behind to see what they do. Most put a hand up to apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 If at traffic lights or similar I never park directly next to the car next to me, just back enough so people can't just look to the side to see me but have to turn 100 degrees +. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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