Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I'd just get a load of desserts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Oranges and mangos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko#4 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Sausage, Egg, Chips and Beans followed by Butterscotch Angel Delight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 they can take a few months to prepare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 The executioners moms pussy. AMIRITE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2015 We've had this question before. Would depend on the quality of the meal. If I knew it would be cooked right I'd probably go something like steak and chips. Or a mixed grill. But a shit steak cooked badly would be a terrible final meal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 We've had this question before. Would depend on the quality of the meal. If I knew it would be cooked right I'd probably go something like steak and chips. Or a mixed grill. But a shit steak cooked badly would be a terrible final meal. mixed grill for me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I'd see if a happy meal made you happy, regardless of the situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I'd see if a happy meal made you happy, regardless of the situation. its tough shit if it dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Longest you could go without a wash and get away with it? Showered Thursday night but can tell I need one now, was just too lazy last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 4, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2015 Two days. And that's only if I'm on my own. If I was seeing anyone or doing anything I wouldn't be able to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Longest you could go without a wash and get away with it? Showered Thursday night but can tell I need one now, was just too lazy last night. Thursday I had an all day meeting that morphed into being brought pizza and garlic bread at about 6:00pm. then the meeting went truly informal and we started drinking at the bar. Nobody retired to their room for a freshen up, just meeting, pizza, drinking. So by midnight I was hammered and knackered and had been wearing the same thing for about 18 hours. I got up to my room, stripped, threw my clothes on the floor and crashed. At no point during the day had I put my bag in the room, so I couldn't even clean my teeth. Woke up Friday morning, didn't have my wash bag, didn't have fresh clothes, so I had to put shirt and trousers back on, creased to buggery, to walk through the hotel and out to the car park to get my bag. I felt like an absolute tramp. Once out in the car park, there was one of the other guys - retrieving his bag from the back of his car! lads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) If you were thrown into a game of Premier League football, and you had the goal of seeing how long you could go before people found out you were quite obviously not good enough to be playing at that level, what position would you choose to play? Edited July 14, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'd take Carles Gil's place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 14, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 14, 2015 The executioners moms pussy. AMIRITE? You beat me to it, then I thought about it and decided on his wife instead. Sitting on a big plate. What's he gonna do eh? But other than that, all the messiest chipper grub I can eat. Doner kebab, curried chips, onion rings, smoked cod and a spice burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko#4 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If you were thrown into a game of Premier League forward, and you had the goal of seeing how long you could go before people found out you were quite obviously not good enough to be playing at that level, what position would you choose to play? I've had a long think about this, and it would have to be as a striker. Goalkeeper- I think most people would struggle to get a goal kick off the floor in front of 30000, let alone clear the half way line, and that would be the giveaway Defender- losing out physically to 5 foot nothing strikers when the ball is in the air, and being put on your a**e at every change of direction- giveaway Midfield- Most touches of the ball, giving it away under pressure, and struggling to find a team mate with a 5 yard ball- giveaway Striker- See Emile Heskey, Marlon Harewood, Bosko Balaban, Nathan Delfouneso, Jordan Bowery for proof it can be done....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) If you were thrown into a game of Premier League forward, and you had the goal of seeing how long you could go before people found out you were quite obviously not good enough to be playing at that level, what position would you choose to play? I've had a long think about this, and it would have to be as a striker. Goalkeeper- I think most people would struggle to get a goal kick off the floor in front of 30000, let alone clear the half way line, and that would be the giveaway Defender- losing out physically to 5 foot nothing strikers when the ball is in the air, and being put on your a**e at every change of direction- giveaway Midfield- Most touches of the ball, giving it away under pressure, and struggling to find a team mate with a 5 yard ball- giveaway Striker- See Emile Heskey, Marlon Harewood, Bosko Balaban, Nathan Delfouneso, Jordan Bowery for proof it can be done....... Exactly my thoughts. The position I'm best at is goalkeeper. So if my ability were actually tested, I'd choose that. However, I'm confident that the easiest place to "hide" in the game would be as a striker. Obviously if your team dominated and you had loads of chances you'd be shown up. But in a competitive premier league game I reckon that's the last place you'd be found out. God knows how long you'd last though I'd say Midfield would be the worst one to choose. It would be practically immediate! Edited July 14, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Just tell everyone you're George Weah's cousin, and you'll get a game where ever you want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2015 That incident is what sparked the discussion (between me and my friends I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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