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somebody talk to me about the british stiff upper lip.

Something about us being quite reserved. In a crisis the Brit doesn't scream and shout waving his arms in the air, but concentrates and tries to act rationally. This will usually result in accusations of not caring from the aforementioned arm waving screaming types.

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Have a little dilemma what I'm going to do tonight. I've set my mind on a calm evening with some good movies on my own but a friend at work asked me to join him on a party to which he was going with a girl that is in his words stunning. But I don't really feel fro drinking tonight. :?

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^^^

And now she's at the police station crying and telling them how she got raped by a young guy with a dog and pink clothes?

And cornrows 8)

She told me who everyone thinks done Archie in :winkold:

'ark at Mr. Charmer here. I bet she was a look-a-like but you fell for it and let her suck you off. Then as you went to slip her one you felt a testicle then ran home crying ...

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^^^

And now she's at the police station crying and telling them how she got raped by a young guy with a dog and pink clothes?

And cornrows 8)

She told me who everyone thinks done Archie in :winkold:

'ark at Mr. Charmer here. I bet she was a look-a-like but you fell for it and let her suck you off. Then as you went to slip her one you felt a testicle then ran home crying ...

Nah, it was her, she lives round my way. Parents have seen Ricky Gervais and Liam Gallagher aswell

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^^^

And now she's at the police station crying and telling them how she got raped by a young guy with a dog and pink clothes?

And cornrows 8)

She told me who everyone thinks done Archie in :winkold:

'ark at Mr. Charmer here. I bet she was a look-a-like but you fell for it and let her suck you off. Then as you went to slip her one you felt a testicle then ran home crying ...

Nah, it was her, she lives round my way. Parents have seen Ricky Gervais and Liam Gallagher aswell

:eek:

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^^^

And now she's at the police station crying and telling them how she got raped by a young guy with a dog and pink clothes?

And cornrows 8)

She told me who everyone thinks done Archie in :winkold:

'ark at Mr. Charmer here. I bet she was a look-a-like but you fell for it and let her suck you off. Then as you went to slip her one you felt a testicle then ran home crying ...

Nah, it was her, she lives round my way. Parents have seen Ricky Gervais and Liam Gallagher aswell

Posh fooker.

And you can stick your cornrows up your arse.

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