Guest av1 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 If I were to go down the projectile route i think I'd opt for something more permanent ☺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Fight fire with fire. Find out where the cat lives and shit in their garden 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I am in the same boat. When I bought my house, there were these black tin cats with marble eyes which are for scaring cats with (scare-cats? ). I went out one day and not only had a cat knocked it over, it had shit all over it.. I was impressed with the cats' obvious understanding of irony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Xela I like that Sir ☺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Haha lapal, those were cunning cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 It just gets bloody tiresome because every night before the kids can play in the garden I'm having to go and clean it up. As a last resort i think I'll just give the neighbour's a left hook ☺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 yep cats are awful things, selfish shitting scummy animals that kill wildlife and leave poisonous shit everywhere horrible things that are killing the birds and frogs in my garden and trying to get at the kids pet rabbit, all whilst leaving shit and spray that stinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 21, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 yep cats are awful things, selfish shitting scummy animals that kill wildlife and leave poisonous shit everywhere horrible things that are killing the birds and frogs in my garden and trying to get at the kids pet rabbit, all whilst leaving shit and spray that stinks Pure evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Cats are ace. You're all just jealous. I am, they have the best lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Cats are ace. You're all just jealous. I am, they have the best lives. Ur an Idiot. Cats can't go to Ibiza and go clubbing 24/7. Ur 2 dumb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Cats are ace. You're all just jealous. I am, they have the best lives. Ur an Idiot. Cats can't go to Ibiza and go clubbing 24/7. Ur 2 dumb. Wainy must like coughing up furballs and licking his own anus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So did anyone run with scissors today or have I just wasted my time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Cats are ace. You're all just jealous. I am, they have the best lives. Ur an Idiot. Cats can't go to Ibiza and go clubbing 24/7. Ur 2 dumb. Wainy must like coughing up furballs and licking his own anus Who doesn't? So did anyone run with scissors today or have I just wasted my time? Ur ded 2 me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 You've become a right boring, preachy mofo since you became a dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 You've become a right boring, preachy mofo since you became a dad. Have you cleaned your room yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I has a beer. I is smiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I has a beer. I is smiles. Go to drunk. You are bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Off Topic seems more like a civilized tea party than a rave these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Bring back the smut of the Confessions, Lovely Ladies and Phunnay Pictures threads I say. (Jst jokin Mr Advertiser lol x) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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