Brumerican Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner has doubled Ianrobo's total post count in a single day. Without any spelling mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner neither loves or hates marmite. He thinks its just Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillainForLife Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Can't seem to re-size it properly, but James Milner probably could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 limpid is actually james milner in disguise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 james milner is the stig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 james milner is the stig... No, the Stig is James Milner + Chuck Norris' love child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 james milner was meant to be in the new cadburys advert but he rejected as he said he was too talented for that james milner is actually beat john barnes in the baton twirling world championships last year but unfortuneatley lost to england international rugby player mike tindall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner led a horse to water and made it drink it James Milner taught an old dog new tricks James Milner doesn't obey the laws of gravity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 If you have had sex with 500 women and James Milner has had sex with 500 women, James Milner has had sex with more women than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 James Milner does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When James Milner looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 James Milner does not love Raymond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olejniker Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 James Milnet is an odd choice for this kind of thing ... I would have thought Craig Gardner would have been better choice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Gardner and Salifou have had their threads... this has been by far the best of the lot though James Milner just doesn't "get" soufflé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 James Milnet is an odd choice for this kind of thing ... I would have thought Craig Gardner would have been better choice ... James Milner isn`t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villafan306 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 James Milner single handedly built the Great Wall of China in 16 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 james milner caught all the pokemon in 1 football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 james milner only just scores penalitys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner is the first visiting player to score a penalty in the FA Cup at Goodison since Bill Shankly scored one for Preston in 1946. (That one's true in case you were wondering...) edit: Not that the others aren't of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James milner can still score a penalty even when hit tamely straight at the keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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