DeanoSaunders

James Milner stops his milk going chocolatey when he eats coco-pos. He likes them better that way.

Carlsberg had to put 'Probably' in their slogan to avoid a lawsuit from James Milner, as he would definitely make the best lager in the world...if he could be bothered.

James Milner can outstare Marlon Harewood and Moustapha Salifou put together James Milner can outstare Pierluigi Collina.

James Milner doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he needs.