tarjei Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 When James Milner was a teenager he had to listen to Kylie Minogue every evening, but he quickly shut her up with some hard persuasion and a gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner once scored a brilliant left footed curler from the right side of the area with his right foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Nilner was a founder member of the 'real ale appreciation society' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner is infact, a big gay boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkery Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner is man enough to accept his new gay following, but he adds "he wouldn't take it up the wrong un" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piav_k4 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 When Superman goes to bed he wears James Milner pyjamas. (Been done?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 During the cold war James Milner went to cuba and ate the missile base with some HP Sauce and a pint of mild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner eats his Toad in the Hole - with real toads in a man hole, and one in three toads he eats are poisonous. and his bubble and squeak involves a real guinea pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 No man is an island, except James Milner who has an airstrip shaved into his back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 the moon actually orbits James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner sweats Red Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner kissed Katy Perry and didn't rate it much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner's testicles dropped at birth James Milner slapped the nurse when he was born James Milner did his GCSE CDT exam in the womb James Milner has a doctorate in making the best cup of tea James Milner is the Predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner walks to the edge of reality so can look at the back of his head while he cuts his hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner is invisible on radar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner kissed Katy Perry and didn't rate it much Hahaha. That's one of the best yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkoltrane Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Sadly, James Milner has been warned never to throw a dart again. The world's leading scientists have calculated that should he ever throw again, the velocity and spin of the dart would create a massive space-time 'worm-hole' through which the entire known universe would be sucked into the total and utter destruction of everything. On hearing the news - that he would never be able to play his (2nd) favourite sport again - James was so distraught, that he had to be held down using a force equivalent to the entire mass of the British Isles. Later, he calmed down sufficiently to have a cup of Earl Grey tea (a variety he wouldn't normally drink and never will again) into which he dunked two Digestive and a Nice biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 he calmed down sufficiently to have a cup of Earl Grey tea (a variety he wouldn't normally drink and never will again) Quite right. James Milners favourite brew is Yorkshire tea. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macio Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Everybody loves Raymond. Except for James Milner. Everybody loves James Milner. Or else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 James Milner has doubled Ianrobo's total post count in a single day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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