sidcow Posted February 17, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2009 Pandora once opened a James Milner Box but it scared her so she opened her own instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANVANDAL Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner lives in Castle Greyskull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 When James Milner eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner fired Sir Alan Sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillainForLife Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 When James Milner eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 James Milner possessed my body and ordered it to roundhouse kick this thread off the 2nd page. He then went for a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 James Milner fathered a 13 year old baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted February 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 18, 2009 James Milner now out-earns Ashley Young as he maintains a flourishing window round on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demy87 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 James Milner ran all the way to Moscow today, but no one told him it was a home game! He should be back for training in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatestConfirmedIn Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner can play Right Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rino8 Posted February 21, 2009 Visiting Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner can play Right BackAnd centre back. James Milner can also play centre back better than Curtis Davies, Zat Knight and Carlos Cuellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner wrote The White Album, whilst in the White Room of the White House, whilst drinking white wine with Barry White. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner wrote The White Album, whilst in the White Room of the White House, whilst drinking white wine with Barry White. Whilst wearing a white wedding dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myb Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner played Chelsea on his own today. And only got beat 1-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rino8 Posted February 21, 2009 Visiting Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner played Chelsea on his own today. And only got beat 1-0.He might as well of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gort Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 James Milner played Chelsea on his own today. And only got beat 1-0.He might as well of. You joking? His crossing was awful. Cech is 6'6 so Milner decided to cross everything right to him, clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner was the prime suspect for the infamous shooting of Texas oil baron J. R. Ewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 If a tree falls in the woods, James Milner is there to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner doesn't believe in transportation to aid his method of travelling, so he started to run to Moscow straight after the Chelsea game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner regularly creates clearings in the wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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