briny_ear Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James milner can still score a penalty even when hit tamely straight at the keeperThat is because James Milner has perfected the "in off the goalie's elbow" technique of scoring penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner's penalties are perfect..he puts the ball in the exact place a goalkeeper cant reach it...the net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWARLEY2 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner CAN put a fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoSaunders Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner stops his milk going chocolatey when he eats coco-pos. He likes them better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 16, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2009 In his spare time James Milner is the manager for the national football team of Nauru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Is James Milner, James Milner in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillainForLife Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Is James Milner, James Milner in disguise? James Milner is everyone in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner once ate 2 dices,he rolled over, had a shit and revealed 2 sixes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner watched 2 girls, one cup, without flinching or showing emotion in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heystally! Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 James Milner watched 2 girls, one cup, without flinching or showing emotion in any way. James Milner was the cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner shits Creme Brulee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domsmith_stokie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I know a Villa fan called Nick Rogers, how weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Do you really... is it me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner once played at Stamford Bridge and at the Oval at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nialler Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner doesnt cut his grass, he dares it to grow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guus Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner can start fires with the power of his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner once owned a box under his pseudonym of Pandora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner once owned a box under his pseudonym of Jackinthe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domsmith_stokie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Do you really... is it me? No, he lives in Holmes Chapel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 James Milner bought Pandora her first box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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