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1 hour ago, TrentVilla said:

That is the second filter, the first is the button’s on phones which require a dexterity simply beyond many of their meat fisted brethren.

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20 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

Pulling teeth,  she ain't got none.

Just caught up with this on BBC Sounds.  That was hilarious..

"So your prediction Burnley V West Brom" 

"I want Albion,.,.,.,,.,.,." something unintelligible. 

"So your prediction?“

"Who are they playing again?" 

"Read my lips, Burnley" 

"Oh Burnley nil" 

"And Albion?" 

"3"

"It's like pulling teeth" 

She also wants Pulis parachuted in. 😂🤣😂

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43 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Just caught up with this on BBC Sounds.  That was hilarious..

"So your prediction Burnley V West Brom" 

"I want Albion,.,.,.,,.,.,." something unintelligible. 

"So your prediction?“

"Who are they playing again?" 

"Read my lips, Burnley" 

"Oh Burnley nil" 

"And Albion?" 

"3"

"It's like pulling teeth" 

She also wants Pulis parachuted in. 😂🤣😂

Highlight of the night, the rest were **** boring.

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Jim.in Moseley. Licking Henry's ring.

Wants Cranker out. Still.

Thinks relegation is a good plan as it'll get rid of Cranker and the board 😂

What a tool.

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It really is. One thing I have noticed though, fans of other teams seem to be drongos who you could imagine will have trouble tying their shoelaces!

Boggies to beat Brighton 4-0.  Can I have some of what you are smoking!

8 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

It's very boring tonight.

 

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Erdo Pete lying that they won the cup on his 60th birthday

Blaming the bounce of the ball for the defeat in the week

 

mate

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1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

Erdo Pete lying that they won the cup on his 60th birthday

Blaming the bounce of the ball for the defeat in the week

 

mate

Oh dear I missed that senile old word removed, what a shame.

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1 hour ago, rjw63 said:

Oh dear I missed that senile old word removed, what a shame.

70 tomorra mate, had to give up work 10 years ago due to severe arthritis mate

All quiet on the train back to Moor Street we was all quiet mate, conductor said you should be singing as you won the cup mate, was shell shocked mate that we had done it

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58 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

70 tomorra mate, had to give up work 10 years ago due to severe arthritis mate

All quiet on the train back to Moor Street we was all quiet mate, conductor said you should be singing as you won the cup mate, was shell shocked mate that we had done it

Too busy sticking pins in his Agbonlahor doll.

Mate.

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55 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

You could almost smell his soiled trousers when they asked him if he could name a player who had then went on to manage the same Midlands club., Trevor mate Trevor Trevor mate Trevor Francis mate 🥴

And that one was already gone 🤣

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Whenever i see them call us spawny, it reminds me of how arsenal gifted them that winning goal...keeper and centre half colliding leaving a tap in that even Erdo Pete could've knocked over the line and he's (soon to be) in his seventies mate.

Their only trophy; we've won it five times.

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Erdo Pete on..

Thinking they suddenly have the Croatian Messi mate.. We will be playing in the PL soon and need to offer this guy a 3 year contract mate, we will be winning cups mate.

Best goalkeeper for Villa was Enckleman mate. Letting that goal in for us.

Stupid pr*ck.

 

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One word removed follows another as Squeaky Eddie is on after Reet(ard).

Eddie dribbling down his tank top because olbiyun have won a game.

Weem onna roll.

Him and Pete the reet make me hope I die early rather than turn into something like these pair of shrivelled bollocks.

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