Gingerlad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 20% off the Jackson Five reunion tour tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaninoz Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 It has been revealed that Jacko died picking his nose. the police said you can't blame it on the sunshine and you can't blame it on the moonlight but you can blame it on the boogie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Jockeys at the Plumpton meeting will today wear black armbands in memory of Jacko who rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Jockeys at the Plumpton meeting will today wear black armbands in memory of Jacko who rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 What do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson have in common?? There both black and white, and both went down in 2009! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson has been refused entrance from heaven 'Dont blame it on the sunshine, dont blame it on the moonlight dont blame it on the good times...... blame it on the BUGGERY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Bad news Michael Jackson is dead Good news, they ve found madeline mccann in his wardrobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson was a legend ....he touched all of us. Some more than others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Well I wasnt going too but.. "jus wen u thought madeline mcann was safe in heaven jackson goes an snuffs it!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson hasn't been this STIFF since Macaulay Culkin came to visit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Apparantly Michael Jackson's Heart attack was brought on when he found out that £2000 for a 10year old was actually the scrappage scheme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen in a childrens ward... it appears in death he will still continue to put the willies up small children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Reports that michael jackson had a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MN Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Anyone see his secret girlfriend being interviewed on Sky News just? She was saddened and upset and told the reporter ''I can't believe it. First my parents leave me in bloody Portugal, and now this'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Anyone see his secret girlfriend being interviewed on SSN just? She was saddened and upset and told the reporter ''I can't believe it. First my parents leave me in bloody Portugal, and now this'' Ohh, thats the worst one Iv heard so far.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromsgrove_avfc Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Apparently Micheal Jackson died falling over a push chair. Police say its too early to know exactly what happened but blame it on the buggy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 People said it was a real shock that mj died! But lets face facts he was off colour for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdc Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Nobody believed Jacko was dead until they found him stiff in the kids ward. Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdc Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 The jokes haven't been this bad since August 97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August. For **** sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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