Gingerlad Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Does anyone else think that when Josef Fritzl final enters his cell he is going to think, "Mines way better...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I met a girl through online dating, and in her advert she said she had "ginger hair." When we met up it wasn't what I was expecting- she had a thick, black, curly afro hairstyle. Turns out she was dyslexic. ---- The Sun. Burning gingers so we don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I LOL'd ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The Camerons were having sunday lunch last week when David remarked to his wife "somethings missing here", His missus replied "yes, its the cabbage". That's the funniest joke on here. I dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Damn airline lost my luggage coming back from Spain and they wouldn't do jot all about it. So I approached this lawyer to see if I could take them to court or suit them or something. But he said I didn't have a case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Well, it's that day again when the Irish miss work and spend all day drinking. Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just a quick message to all you scousers out there on the site; Return the computer and turn yourself in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just a quick message to all you scousers out there on the site; Return the computer and turn yourself in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the **** to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Why do Scousers dress their kids in their favourite football strip? Because then, if the kid gets shot, the parents can get to meet the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy? A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Why did audiences scream so loud at Beatles concerts? The shock of seeing four scousers working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 How do you stop a scouser from breaking into your house? Put a sign up saying "Job Vacancies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 What do you call a Brummie surrounded by 200 Scousers? A Prison Warder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 How many Scousers does it take to change a light bulb? All of them; one to change the light bulb, the rest of them to have a funeral for the old light bulb and all sign a book of condolences for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 17, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 17, 2009 Well, it's that day again when the Irish miss work and spend all day drinking. Tuesday. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Michael Jackson has just announced his UK dates. They are: David, aged 12 Andy, aged 9 Craig, aged 11 Peter, aged 13 Simon, aged 12 and John, aged 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Elizabeth Fritzl attended curt this morning having eaten a full english breakfast. Pity nobody told her she still had daddies sauce round her mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 "Hi, I'm Natasha Richardson. Welcome to Jackass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 "Hi, I'm Natasha Richardson. Welcome to Jackass." Too early Rev.. too early... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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