villa4europe Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's made it to my facebook. That's a token of appreciation. you should join sickopedia as it made it on there about 4 months ago :winkold: ssshhhhhhhhhhhh! to be fair if mock the week can steal from it why cant I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Osama bumps into Sadam in hell. Osama says," I saw what happened to you, found in a hole then hung buy the neck". Sadam replies, "At least i didnt get my back door smashed in, shot in the face and then drowned by seamen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 There are plans to have another bank holiday to celebrate bin Laden's death..... altogether now.... " were all going on Osama holiday " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIW Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I see that both Osama and his son were killed. Is this the first time the bins have been taken out on a bank holiday Monday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 My mates missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back! I asked him how he was coping and he said "Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyBradford Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Man came up to me this morning and said, "can you tell me what you call a person that comes from Corsica ?' 'Corsican' - I replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 6, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 6, 2011 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Nelson Mandella is sitting on the lawn of the Presidential mansion having a sneaky beer when a car transporter pulls up. A little Japanese bloke jumps out the cab, and thrusts a clip board under Nelson's nose saying "You sign, you sign?" Nelson looks puzzled and says "I'm not signing for this I haven't ordered any new cars - what are you doing here?" The Japanese bloke looks back at his clip board, scratches his head and asks "You not Nissan Maindealer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Me and my wife always have anal sex Sorry, *annual* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I was a bit disappointed when I switched on a show called Total Wipeout this morning. I was expecting a documentary about the Liberal Democrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today. I said, "Can you sign my shirt?" He said, "Have you got a pen?" I said, "Shit, no. Hang on". With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry. He said, "How's that going to get a pen?" I said, "Well that's how you **** do it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 6, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 6, 2011 I was a bit disappointed when I switched on a show called Total Wipeout this morning. I was expecting a documentary about the Liberal Democrats.Stolen for Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 The new leader of Al Qaeda has emerged from Dudley and is called Owamya Bin Keepin Stolen from Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendelc Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Osama Bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazeera TV to prove he is still alive.... He says ' Birmingham City were shit on saturday ' . However US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded anytime in the last 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Man came up to me this morning and said, "can you tell me what you call a person that comes from Corsica ?' 'Corsican' - I replied. Reminds me of. A man asks his colleague "Do you know where you and your wife are going in America?" "Alaska." he replies. "Nah don't worry, I will" My favourite joke for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Osama Bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazeera TV to prove he is still alive.... He says ' Birmingham City were shit on saturday ' . However US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded anytime in the last 10 years. Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Osama Bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazeera TV to prove he is still alive.... He says ' Birmingham City were shit on saturday ' . However US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded anytime in the last 100 years. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Man came up to me this morning and said, "can you tell me what you call a person that comes from Corsica ?' 'Corsican' - I replied. Reminds me of. A man asks his colleague "Do you know where you and your wife are going in America?" "Alaska." he replies. "Nah don't worry, I will" My favourite joke for years! My wife's gone to the West Indies....... Jamaica? No, she has gone of her own free will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Led Zep kinda covered that in 1973 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Q: D'you know the capital city of Alaska? A: That's correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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