soprano Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Those origami jokes crease me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 (This isn't a joke, just a relevant funny story) I went on a school trip in year 8 to wales. One day we were doing Orienteering. We'd all been told to bring appropriate clothes for orienteering. Anyway, we all came down in our waterproofs and walking boots. Made funnier by the fact she was one of the last down, one poor girl came down dressed as a japanese person, complete with her hair tied up, sandals and a kimono. Poor girl had gotten a little bit mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 Well it said "Elves" on MY invitation..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 23, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 23, 2010 I had to take this jar of vinegar back to the shop, it was all full of lumps. They said "Those are pickled onions, sir". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Please see PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 aye aye, a bit saucy was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 link me to that joke, I wanna know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2010 It was making light of the disaster in Pakistan in a pretty grim and racist manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingphil Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Aye, wasn't the best joke to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've had loads of those via text, gallows humour y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've had loads of those via text, gallows humour y'know? Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour. That one was more 'Fookin' Pakis' however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've had loads of those via text, gallows humour y'know? Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour. That one was more 'Fookin' Pakis' however. Racist jokes have always been the best. Doesn't mean I meant it from the heart. If Rising Damp can dabble with racist humour at 4.p.m. on ITV then I am more than willing to try my best at it. I'm sure Leonard Rossiter didn't mean it.......... Apologies if I caused any offense to anyone, it was not my intention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2010 I disagree, racist anything has no place whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've had loads of those via text, gallows humour y'know? Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour. That one was more 'Fookin' Pakis' however. Racist jokes have always been the best. Nonsense. Your "joke" was a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 10, 2010 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2010 Line _____________ Drawn under. Moving on ----- > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2010 I disagree, racist anything has no place whatsoever. That's racist to racism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I felt shit this morning.... The toilet paper ripped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 There was these 3 Pakis... Ok maybe not :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Someone just asked me: "Do you know what it's like to be scalped?" I said, "Not off the top of my head, no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Got caught wanking while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went **** ballistic...............made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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