The 2015 General Election

[Stevo985]

 

I did mine but accidentally closed the window.

 

But I was about one square to the right of the Green Party dot.

Yep me too. One square to the right, one square higher - quite surprised by that really tbh.  

 

I was exactly the same vertically.

 

I don't really know what any of that means to be honest, such is my lack of interest in politics. But there we go.

Edited March 2, 2015 by Stevo985

[Eames]

It means you should eat more lentils.

[Stevo985]

I don't think i've ever eaten a lentil, so I'll have to give them a go!

[snowychap]

I don't think i've ever eaten a lentil, so I'll have to give them a go!

Lentil and bacon soup's good.

[Stevo985]

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

[Eames]

If proof of my newly foung lefty credentials are required I do love a good dhal.

[Eames]

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Hmmm political parties as food....lets see

 

Tories - champagne and caviar

Labour - for MPs and party officials see above - for members - lancashire hot pot, welsh cakes. 

Lib Dems - something bland and unispiring - piss weak milky tea.

UKIP -  Fish and Chips/Full English or Tikka Massala utterly british, none of that foreign muck with a pint of bitter and a fag.

SNP - Porridge and Haggis. Whisky

Plaid - Rare-bit and phlegm

Greens - organic fairtrade free range lentils.

 

 

Have I missed anyone in the interests of imparitality?

[tonyh29]

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Tories eat babies ... just go for a plump baby so you get that nice fatty crackling texture

[tonyh29]

 

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Hmmm political parties as food....lets see

 

Tories - champagne and caviar

Labour - for MPs and party officials see above - for members - lancashire hot pot, welsh cakes. 

Lib Dems - something bland and unispiring - piss weak milky tea.

UKIP -  Fish and Chips/Full English or Tikka Massala utterly british, none of that foreign muck with a pint of bitter and a fag.

SNP - Porridge and Haggis. Whisky

Plaid - Rare-bit and phlegm

Greens - organic fairtrade free range lentils.

 

 

Have I missed anyone in the interests of imparitality?

 

 

 

where have you been living   ?

 

Since 1994 the food of the labour party has also been champagne and caviare

[Stevo985]

 

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Hmmm political parties as food....lets see

 

Tories - champagne and caviar

Labour - for MPs and party officials see above - for members - lancashire hot pot, welsh cakes. 

Lib Dems - something bland and unispiring - piss weak milky tea.

UKIP -  Fish and Chips/Full English or Tikka Massala utterly british, none of that foreign muck with a pint of bitter and a fag.

SNP - Porridge and Haggis. Whisky

Plaid - Rare-bit and phlegm

Greens - organic fairtrade free range lentils.

 

 

Have I missed anyone in the interests of imparitality?

 

It's a toss up between UKIP and SNP then

[Eames]

 

 

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Hmmm political parties as food....lets see

 

Tories - champagne and caviar

Labour - for MPs and party officials see above - for members - lancashire hot pot, welsh cakes. 

Lib Dems - something bland and unispiring - piss weak milky tea.

UKIP -  Fish and Chips/Full English or Tikka Massala utterly british, none of that foreign muck with a pint of bitter and a fag.

SNP - Porridge and Haggis. Whisky

Plaid - Rare-bit and phlegm

Greens - organic fairtrade free range lentils.

 

 

Have I missed anyone in the interests of imparitality?

 

 

 

where have you been living   ?

 

Since 1994 the food of the labour party has also been champagne and caviare

 

That why I said "for MPs and Party Officials see above"

[bickster]

Liberals - that shitty orange cheddar cheese that has no taste and a slightly greasy texture

[tonyh29]

 

 

 

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Hmmm political parties as food....lets see

 

Tories - champagne and caviar

Labour - for MPs and party officials see above - for members - lancashire hot pot, welsh cakes. 

Lib Dems - something bland and unispiring - piss weak milky tea.

UKIP -  Fish and Chips/Full English or Tikka Massala utterly british, none of that foreign muck with a pint of bitter and a fag.

SNP - Porridge and Haggis. Whisky

Plaid - Rare-bit and phlegm

Greens - organic fairtrade free range lentils.

 

 

Have I missed anyone in the interests of imparitality?

 

 

 

where have you been living   ?

 

Since 1994 the food of the labour party has also been champagne and caviare

 

That why I said "for MPs and Party Officials see above"

 

 

ah yes so you did

Liberals - that shitty orange cheddar cheese that has no taste and a slightly greasy texture

 

French Cheese you mean

[lapal_fan]

Yoghurt for Greens

[GENTLEMAN]

 

Do any other parties have foods I can try?

I'd be easily swayed into a vote by a decent meat or fish offering.

Tories eat babies ... just go for a plump baby so you get that nice fatty crackling texture

 

And I eat Tories.

[chrisp65]

Hang on, Labour get welsh cakes and Plaid get cheese on toast with worcestershire sauce?

 

The world's gone mad.

 

Surely Plaid would be chips, mostly paid for by somebody else, lamb and welsh cakes.

 

As Tony correctly points out, the tories would be eating a baby, poached in stolen school milk with the cutlery outsourced to a supplier in the middle east that pays a retainer to several front benchers.

[Xela]

I'm sorry to say but its the UKIP diet for me. 

[bickster]

I'm sorry to say but its the UKIP diet for me.

They say the devil has the best tunes too

[snowychap]

On these election debates (the 'Martini' challenge, Cameron clearing his logjam and so on), can they not go down the Hattersley/tub of lard route?

For each debate, if any leader decides/leaders decide not to turn up, he/she/they get replaced by a tub of lard.

Even then, the outcome of the head to head would still probably be a worry for Ed.

[Risso]

I shall probably have the choice of Eddie Teare and nobody else.  Democracy at its finest.