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When I was a kid my uncle was a terrible ventriloquist, he used to sit me on his knee, shove his hand up my arse and tell me not to say anything.

Not to mention... Gin: Look here, get him outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something. Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here? Gin: Take him to the car. Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm? Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same. Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-****-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh? Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! Marcus: Sketch it up, you **** moron. **** Leonardo da Vinci. Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high? Marcus: I called you a **** guinea homo from the 15th-****-century, you dickhead! Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry. Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night? Gin: You got some lip on you midget. Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

Always give Billy Bob a watch this time of year too, not really the most child friendly Xmas movie though "I just can't help it. There's something about the guy that makes me uneasy" "Well sure. Santa **** someone in the ass..."

We do the same with IAWL, along with Scrooge (Alistair Sim ofc) they are must-sees of any great Christmas viewing.

If you want to see a decent Pierre Morel movie, watch District B13. Definitely his best work imo.

I thought it was so bad it was (unintentionally) funny.

Hilarious movie.

Jennifer Carpenter was a bad choice for Deb anyway. In the books she is a stunner with a great rack. As for the finale, I enjoyed it. It was nowhere near the epic ending of last series, and the Quinn section left a little bit of a bad taste, but It was still better than 99% of the crap on UK TV these days.

Oblivion still remains the only game I have ever completed on two different platforms (PC and 360). If this lives up to expectations, and I can't see any reason why it wouldn't, then I foresee a shitload of hours being spent on it.

For me, AC Brotherhood is too.

Is the new content challenging? I always thought the Lich King content was way too easy too. Being able to solo 5 man group quests can't be right really.

:shock: I take it you're not much of a 'smell the roses' type player then?

Cardiacs - Is This The Life?

I banned myself from going to them about 10 years ago. The ones I attended always seemed to end in some sort of carnage.

Dinosaur Pile Up - Mona Lisa

I never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel sorry for the Newcastle fans. Ashley really is a sentence removed.

^^^I hope that's not your date outfit Dante. If it is, make sure the window in the womens loo is nailed shut.

Unless you're German.

A well written, and more to the point accurate article, can't say I disagree with any of it. Well done Patrick.

I want him here about as much as he appears to want to be here. So can we please cut our losses now.

A disgraceful first half, embarrassing.

We're making Babel look like Messi.

We are **** abysmal.

Not hilarity - just cool as f***