GarethRDR

I am royally **** off. I've just returned home to my family, am eagerly awaiting seeing the game come to it's conclusion (after having taken the time out to do all the ambient challenges, including sinking **** hours into searching for god-damned plants) and it keeps **** crashing. As soon as I get to Dixon's Crossing with Jack in tow (heading to the Macfarlane's to buy cattle) the game **** crashes. I've tried re-loading and taking the mission slowly to allow the world time to spawn, I've tried reverting to an earlier save, I've tried installing to the hard-drive but the **** disc gets to 77% and can't install as it can't read the **** disc. I am in spitting distance of the god-damned finish line of one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I've ever had, and I CAN'T **** COMPLETE IT.

"I'm in space. SPAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE!" Best. Game. EVER.

Ah, good point. Plus he can twiddle his left nipplenut to pick up short-wave radio transmissions.

You gotta shop it in then POB, that's how you enter the competition. If you're really gonna go with your manhood, I suggest copious use of the magnification tool.

Think of it as a competition. What can YOU put in my mouth? The most imaginative/hilarious suggestion will be rewarded with me putting their suggestion into my mouth for real.

:wink:

Oddly enough my Spurs-following peers hate Assou-Ekotto with a passion. Is he your marmite player?

Got the latter, do need the former though.

He tries to get the cheese from the pussy-cato.

People who use double exclamation/question marks at the end of sentences (often repeatedly in a single paragraph), as if one somehow wasn't enough.

I do in truth know the sum total of **** all about employment law.

That depends on if you can get the stuff. Quid pro pube, my friend, quid pro pube.

I'm well versed in the subject, but my help comes at a price; a tuft of King C's pubic hair.

Ha, sounds good. I'll wheel in someone to play a Chaplin-esque piano soundtrack whilst I watch the flick for maximum effect.

Is this b/w version included in the DVD release or is it sold seperately?

Question for the throbbing VT film collective; is Darabont's "The Mist" worth watching?

Can we get a refund under trading standards? He is definitely not fit for purpose, after all.

One of the many upshots would be dropping "The Bells..." and having the team run out to "America, F**K YEAH!".

Pizza Express are the only **** for miles around that have 'nduja on the menu. Best sausage EVER.

Well, no... it's a card. He isn't really that small.

My first ever football card had McLeish on it. I wish so much better for him then to have to manage that shambles.