GarethRDR

You "think"? You asked the question! It's definitely croquet, incidentally.

Speaking of, the 6th picture in a Google Image search of "Stefan Postma" always makes me chuckle. NSFW and all that jazz (it's only bums and hint of sideboob).

Croquet?

Serious question and not looking to pick a fight, but what has he done to make you hate him so much? His quotes about birmingham, his general attitude, the soap opera about his grandmas was a joke, slating Ireland (his home country.) But what grinds me the most is that he is a talented player but without an ounce of efforrt. Part from that i think hes mint I think Gazton was asking why Lee Hendrie brought your ire?

Was it the "handsomest man in football"?

Right, I've tried my damndest to keep it relatively proggy/housey*... *awful wordsmanship, I know. Lostep - Burma (Original Mix) Deep Dish - Flashdance (Meat Katie Remix) Radio Slave - Koma Koma (Steve Lawler Remix)

YES. Anything on Dance To The Radio, you cannot go wrong with. That sampler is particularly brilliant, got some Sky Larkin, Howling Bells, ¡Forward, Russia!, You Slut! and I Concur on there too. Best record label on the planet. Don't buy the sampler from iTunes though, get it from here. Full tracklist: 1. Kotki Dwa - Pad 2. The Taste - Till There Was You 3. The Wallbirds - Desperate 4. You Slut! - MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire (<---AMAZING) 5. Snowden - Black Eyes (Le Castle Vania Remix) 6. Bobby Cook - Homesick (Long Island Session) 7. Grammatics - The Manageress 8. Howling Bells - This City's Burning 9. Shut Your Eyes and You'll Burst Into Flames - Futures Rewired 10. I Concur - Decimal Places 11. Prego - The Longest Calm 12. The Pigeon Detectives - Left Alone 13. Mother Vulpine - The Hammer That Cracked The Bell (<---AMAZING) 14. Fran Rodgers -She Dwelt Among Th'untrodden Ways 15. Forward Russia - Don't Be A Doctor (<---AMAZING) 16. The Displacements - AKA The Train 17. Sky Larkin - Keepsakes (Napoleon IIIrd Remix) 18. The Chapman Family - You Think You're Funny 19. Vessels - Happy Accident (<---AMAZING) 20. Held By Hands - Trading on Past Treasures

I got a Breville 2-slice s/s toaster for a tenner from Sainsbury's at the weekend, reduced from £40.

Ah, forget this one. First ever "sandbox" game I think;

Just no. But a theme tune-based melody is a must.

It's a solid base from which to work.

Tell you what, I would happily re-install all my music software and dust off the MIDI keyboard to write some form of Oxide/Neutrino-esque track, I'm thinking along the lines of "Ethan (Bound 4 Da Non-League)".

Back to the drawing board I go!

I always preferred "Hannibal Selectah", myself.

If Natalie Portman getting it on with Mila Kunis is ghey then... well it is literally ghey I suppose. But in the most awesome way possible!

Rather embarrasingly (and unimaginatively), that was my pseudonym of choice back in my "glory" days. I say glory, I spun the wheels of steel the sum total of once at some poxy back alley club in Reading.

Christian West - Eterna (Club Dub) L.S.G. - I'm Not Existing (Oliver Lieb Main Mix)

Anybody catch the first episode of Campus? I've never taken such an instant liking to a show before, about 2 minutes in I was nearly crying with laughter. Jonty de Wolfe could very well best Garth Marenghi as my favourite comedy character: "The feeling of making a grown man cry is not an unpleasant one, and I leave my office with a modest erection." "This dream came to me last night, whilst I was deep inside my wife; I rose up like a porpoise, leaping from a river (later, my wife would tell me I swelled to a size she'd never felt before)."

Incidentally, Alan Pardew is an anagram of both Anal Warped and A Raped Lawn.

He felt raped.

Damn it villa4europe! Punchlinejacked. :x

You're definitely talking shit. *Badum-tsh*

Coolies, I'll try and think of some more mate. Ah, it takes me back to my yoof!

Piotr Trochowski's heading to Sevilla on a free as his contract runs out in the summer and he's fallen out with Hamburg coach Michael Oenning. Absolute bargain if he settles.

Wish I thought the same, new gaffer is working out well but I still fear it's too little too late. That said, can't help but smile about the result. Seriously, Marco Reus; gonna be better than Marin.