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Right, **** it. I will donate £5 to VT if someone can make contact with Ethan on Facebook (let's be honest, TUS probably already has).

I think he'd probably go a bit nuts and run away to a far-off... ah.

Definitely him.

To be fair, Ethan's probably already smashed it. If Ethan was there, he'd be hanging out the back of it.

To add to my Ethan clippings collection, of course. I already have a toenail and pubic-hair.

***Ethan Moore Career Update*** Sadly, the topic dedicated to the next Maradona has been locked so I'll have to lump this in here. Apparently, either Ethan has mastered the process of cloning (entirely plausible as there is literally nothing the lad can't do) or he has departed Cheltenham and relocated to (wait for it)... Australia. I came across this (click and scroll down a bit) whilst trawling for pictures of Ethan to stick up on my bedroom wall; apparently the dizzy heights of Cheltenham Town reserves were not enough for him, and he has traded them for the glitz and glamour of the position of "Orion House Captain" at Tuggerah Lakes College in New South Wales. I can only assume this a self-imposed exile, as (like Dr Manhattan at the end of Watchmen) Ethan knows the only way for humanity to survive is for him to subdue his talent away from the public eye, lest the fevered madness known as "Ethanfever" spreads across the populace and all semblance of order is thrown to the wolves.

Good band.

Pointless trivia #598: Nathan Fake was in the year above me at the Music Production course in Reading College of Arts & Design, but had something I lacked (namely talent and the ability to attend lectures).

PQM - You Are Sleeping (PQM Meets Luke Chable Dub Pass) Satoshi Tomiie featuring Kelli Ali - Love In Traffic (Satoshi Tomiie's Dark Path Remix) Starecase - Faith (Loafer Mix)

Let me have a think, and I'll get back to you.

Word of the day.

Discogs is your friend. 'Tis alright, sounds like a 'housier' version of Breeder's "Tyrantanic".

Yessssssss, managed to get tickets for The Music's farewell tour. Fookin' get in. :shock:

KFC Friday. 8)

Still makes me chuckle that they actually went and made David Arquette WCW champion.

Been making my way through a re-watch of the Terminator films (woohoo!) and just got through 3. Now, the film is shockingly bad of course. 'Barb Wire' bad if you will, but I love that ending. For me, it nearly redeems the shower of shite that preceeds it.

Try this: [img=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/penguindevil/EthanYUSo.jpg]

What did one lesbian vampire ask the other? "Same time next month?"

Nice one! What did you have to do?

Every time you gesticulate, God kills a kitten.

Reminds me of my favourite bit of footballing philosophy: "The joy of seeing Yuri Gagarin in space is only superceded by the joy of a good penalty save"-Lev Yashin

I had (well, caused) a similar moment a few years back. Went to college on Red Nose Day dressed head-to-toe in Darth Vader finery. The journey involved getting the bus from the gates of RAF Odiham into Basingstoke in the morning, and I was stood round for ages as people were driving into the base. When my Dad got back from work later that night he said one of the crew had walked into the hanger freaking out as he'd seen Darth Vader stood at a bus-stop and, as he'd been on the lash the night before, he thought he was still pissed.

Had he gone back to that Italian restaurant?

La Tasca have started serving empanadas, and seeing as there's no Argentine steak houses within about 50 miles of my house I'm quite chuffed. Mmm... empanadas.