Exactly the same here. I couldn't figure out where to pop the entrance portal, didn't even twig that the bottom of the lift shaft was a portalable surface.
Ingram's makes me chuckle.
As for personal preference, I operate a rotating basis of corresponding Darkplace Avatar/Signature combos for each character. When the time is right for the next change, the face and wisdom of Dr Lucien Sanchez will be deployed.
Even then you can't catch all the nutters; I remember being in earshot when someone decided to go for a jolly in a GR.7, apparently taking it about 30 meters off the ground before deciding to eject and let it nose-dive back into the runway. Big boom!
As the son of a RAF ground crew serviceman, I am mildly offended sir.
Only mildly though, 'cos my old man's a lazy git, a West Ham fan and you are right anyway.
Just thought I'd bring this back up as Ajax (Amsterdam) have reportedly taken the lad on trial. Will be interesting to see how he does if they do take him to the Eredivisie, definitely one to keep an eye out for.