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Seems to be lack of detail on the use of the bidet here, so soak the arse, assume the dry and polish is done via toilet tissue, sat down, obviously, and then that it, all done?

Arguably and this isn't to get a rise, pre beat groups, post beat groups and post 67.

I have never got on with quilted.

You can't mess around when it comes to toilet roll.

Bamboo, recycled in my experience is a little better, but that was via a different brand

I am extremely fussy when it comes to toilet tissue, its took me many years to settle, I tried who gives a crap and it did not give me the necessary purchase. I use Asda shades, well I did but for some reason some dreadful quilted Sainsburys stuff has made it into the house. It was like the time sweet potato was added to a pasta dish all over again. We will be returning to Shades later this evening.

Rick Witter still maintaining his exemplary looks into middle age.

I am in full agreement, Panorama did a documentary on this, nothing, Private Eye published articles, and still nothing. I think the difference is that ITV gave the information to people in chunks that they could understand, allowed them to put a face to it all. My hope is that the government is forced to act a lot quicker, Fujitsu are held to account a lot more than they have, that the transition to Accenture is quicker than it has been and the replacement system goes through enough piloting to ensure that any post implementation bugs are worked out and fixed. Nick Read of the Post Office has said that the rollout of the replacement will be completed in 2025, which will be supported by Accenture, but what happens if that is missed, do they continue to engage with Fujitsu?

In no way did I imply that it did, merely pointing out some of the circumstances that got them there.

Watched Men Up tonight. Loved it. Russell T Davies take on the clinical trials for Viagra. Great cast, worth the hour and half.

It was a culmination on the whole of smallish discrepancies. But they kept mounting up, cover it from your pocket, cover it from your savings, cover it from a loan, at some point you might say well when do I stop, when is too much and by which time it's too late. Couple that with the belief that it's just you, no one else has reported issues. These are not PC literate people. If I had to make a guess, when the new system was being tested, I suspect the people testing the final stage probably didn't even own a computer.

I moved out of Telford in 2005. I knew Telford like the back of my hand, I knew every inch of that place. About 10 years ago I ended up driving through Lawley village and I thought, where the **** has this come from, a whole new area built overnight. Souless place of course, but a lot of the new builds over that end are. Donnington for life yo.

Larry Collins, musician and songwriter has died. Notably he wrote Delta Dawn.

I saw Springsteen there last Summer, you can recreate very slowly walking 3 yards.

Same in this house. It's the backbone.

I could ditch all other vegetables, all, as long as onions existed.

How can onion not feature as someones favourite veg

He is chocker at the moment but said drop him an email next month, its location is ideal for me so I can wait until then.

Watched 2 of the 3 episodes of the Australian drama Vanishing Act on ITVX. Its based on the true story of Melissa Caddick. On the whole its been entertaining. The production values are very Australian, but not awful. One scene was supposedly in a UK house, and it clearly isnt as no UK house internally or externally would look like that. That aside I will finish the last episode tonight and it has killed a bit of time. I was looking for something to watch and paused on The Long Shadow, I said to my wife I dont fancy it as it is 7 episodes long. She pointed out that I watch on constant rotation Seinfeld with 20 plus episodes a season, but I prefer dramas to be 4 episodes long. She has a point. Thats just preference though and not a hard and fast rule. Fittingly Men Up is the next thing on my watch list.

As he does the actual work, surely we should show some leniency. This aint an On Topic ne'er do well, this is the person that collates the results at the end of the year

got a pritt stick

Given the right tools, yeah I am a dentist. (Results may vary)

Sol Campbell was also on talking about the reasons he never beat Tetris, alarming if true.