AVFC_Hitz

How much are you lifting these days?

This is a magnificent book and the last part is incredible. I also has a great line in it. When they are sitting with the Japanese in the restaurant. "Boned your Mum last week...dry as a brick".

"**** Galaxy has only gone and broken in maaaaaa breeeeeeew"

It takes years to grease all them FIFA palms and sort out their kickbacks, allegedly. Blatter wants his 'end game' payment. A few million, a new house in Monte Carlo and a boutique handbag shop on Carnaby Street should tie it up for Syria 2026.

Good luck schatz on the house. I'm gonna spark up FIFA and give it a good go this weekend. I'm still waiting for leemond's post so i'll be furiously tapping F5.

140 Turkish Liras and I get it all back.

which friend would be brave enough to take off your underwear, spread your legs, see you in all your naked glory, and then squeeze toothpaste on your balls. sounds gay to me. Obviously his best friend Morgan. Kinky Jezzabell.

My stag...over two months ago now. I managed to do stupid things all on my own. Fell over and **** my knee up. There is also a picture of me po-go'ing up and down with my top off. #spazzyspazzyjeffjeff

I used to pretend I was Unicron devouring planets when eating apples. I just used to think I was a fat bastard eating apples. Still am/do. Dooo be dooby do!

On a fish related note, finding a bone in a piece of fish. Might as well throw it in the bin because i would spend the rest of the meal searching for more bones! Surely depends on the fish. Like sardine bones I can eat. Or whitebait, you eat whole etc I love whitebait. I feel quite manly devouring an animal whole in one bite. I was going to Joe Mangle your post but Mike seems to have given us a slap on the wrist.

All that after what Mike had just posted. Kinky bastard. In other related news. Do you [on VT] eat the whole apple or to the core and then chuck it. I eat it all and now small apples are growing inside me.

Rarely have a problem online with FIFA. I do get some lag around the busy times of the day but for some reason the longer I wait in the 'choose kit' area before a game it seems to go away. Could just be bollocks but I think it works. Also, why is Renato Augusto in the online Villa team?

Yeah, I've heard "colleague announcement". Not in Turkey, the supermarkets are on average smaller over here and they have a staff of about 10 young Kurdish men scurrying around the place. Staff will also have a full blown argument in front of you about anything.

Nah you'll still be ugly in two weeks time but I'll be drunk! That's the way it went, right?

In my younger days I drank a bottle of imported metaxa. The night involved me eating a toothbrush, pissing down my mates staircase and slapping my best mate in the face. Next morning I had my eyes fully open but could just see a blur, everysinglefuckingsound had me clasping my head. I could only function in a horizontal position and that was only to give monosyllabic utterances.

There's only one Villa, correct? Another one where I come down on the side of British, not UK usage. We've done this one before and I quoted a few examples. Band names - (UK) "Queen are..."" (US) Queen is..." In this instance, I'd say that "Queen" may be a singular word, but it stands for a group of four people, hence it's effectively plural. After all, everyone would say "The Beatles are...", not "The Beatles is...". The final "s" is irrelevant, the main thing is that more than one person is being referred to. Same with a football club. "Aston Villa" isn't a singular "thing" (in the sense that, say, "Villa Park" is). It's a whole load of people - the players, the staff, and even the fans. So'd I'd always say "Aston Villa are great", not "Aston Villa is great", which just sounds wrong. An exception might be if you were using a very specific context, such as "'Aston Villa' is a good name for a club" - where you are talking about a singular thing - the name - rather than the collective that is the club itself. They do this in Australia and elsewhere too a lot of the time. It is appalling. Even worse than calling it soccer. Arrrghh! yes this drives me up the wall. When I read the match reports on the Today's Zaman web site they write in the really odd American style. It drives me mad.

Well that's the thing...do you tell your mates or live, squırming around the whole night?

I f**king love O/T. You prefer the rusty entrance?

Takes a brave man to gamble like that. I've gambled twice and got two negative results. My worst one was in the pub a long way from home. Had to chuck the M&S easycares into the bin. They were only a week old.

There must be others who have encountered this problem. People who have dated mums with young kids? or peoples' partners that have young children? Nope, thats just pretty **** up! So would you continue and be thankfull that she is a nymph? or tell her and knock her confidence? or do I just shout 'bitty' and hope she gets the point? I think you should get the **** out of the way. I've been standing here for hours with a bowl of muesli.

I moved from Brum to Istanbul. Best thing that I ever did...seeing as i'm married and get a good salary (for Turkey). Although I will be looking to come back to England in mybe 2-3 years.

Penalty to Inter! Edit: Doesnt matter, Marseilles have an away goal.

Brandao has just knocked out Inter!

Is that the milkman in your bedroom Mike?

John Peel introduced me to this song.