AVFC_Hitz

Why does the lead guy look like he's gone into a hall of mirrors and left permanently changed?

How does Cheikh M'Bengue look for you? Signed for Marseille at the end of last season. Try Dennis Aogo.

Yeah my thoughts exactly, he needs to run away from this country and get back in to the Spanish league. Far too flimsy for this league.

Do they still print the codes next to the listings?

Yeah, we had the same. Very clever back in the day. Also Video+ was great, not many people knew what the **** it was.

Well I wouldn't say it was the worst. It was quite quirky but the strange dancing didn't help.

Just popped in to post the same. Caller: What's the name of the child? Me: Emre Caller: Amra? Me: No Emre, E for .... ex ... ...E for ectoplasm *face palm*

In Turkey they designate each letter a city. So my name is: Samsun, Adana, Mersin. Put that in your back pocket for later.

With my breasts it would certainly turn a few heads.

I decided to don just the shirt today. Rolled up the sleeves opened the top two buttons (I'm a maverick). Glorious sunshine this morning until I get to work and the heavens literally opened and tunder and loitning came. Now i'll have to look like a prized nobber with my bag over my head.

Managed to take Chesterfield to the promised land in Career Mode. Managed to wheel and deal and get Zanetti as my DM, Juanfran as my LB and Van Buyten as a decent CB. Biggest surprise was picking up Grant Holt on a free transfer and he can finish like Rik Waller over a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. Also picked up a great striker in Havard Nielsen, from Valarenga. Very very fast.

Aaaaaaaanyone know what a BISS code is?

I would eradicate her back door .

I get the feeling that wiggy will be found in a Mexican police cell on the morning of his wedding. With no left ear, a ta ttoo of a horse on his cheek and a sore arse. Good luck amigo!

one that curves right down to the bottom your chin. Also, take up smoking cigarellos.

I watched a great documentary on Astana on a plane, just a few weeks ago. The president is one of these gets-what-he-wants types and pulled no punches in designing a new skyline. The picture of the top is the worlds biggest tent because the construction is mainly of air filled strips of plastic. Some completely mental Turkish engineer and architect worked on it for 24 hours for almost 12 months to get it finished in time for something (presidents Birthday I think..) anyway. The surrounding temperatures in Astana, in the winter are around -40c so they decided to build a huge all-year-round resort inside it. Shopping mall, spa centre, hotels and another shit-load of entertaining shit.

eh? are you saying that you are not allowed to get married in turkey if you have epilepsy? and that they test everyone before getting married for this condition (amongst others)? Yes I am saying this. And the other things that Wiggy mentioned. You can also, if you are Gay, opt out of National Service by showing a picture of yourself in woman's clothing...or being buggered.

What kind of a wedding is this? Thai bride? Russian "I'm only here for the passport" bride? ... or was that someone else? Blood tests are a pre-requisite for most countries before marriage. I had to have one in Turkey (aswell as a chest x-ray!). You can't get married without one or if you have a 'mental disease' such as epilepsy...such a forward thinking country.

Mario Goetze Making plans for Nigel.

I don't see the problem using FIFA as a way of telling players what to do. If the way I've interpreted it is correct then showing player movement in 3D on a big screen seems quite innovative. It's not like he gets them to beat the team 5-0, Bent scoring all five, then goes: "that's it chaps, recreate this on the pitch. Sorted, respect due".

Person of Interest has picked up a lot of interest over here in Turkey. I watched a few episodes and its full of electronic squeaks and beeps and 'i'm just picking up x's car on the GPS which i've hooked up to the bank central system'. Sort of a bit samey and boring after a while. Also probably a few series (years) behind but Hell on Wheels has just been picked up here and been running for a few months. I like that a lot more.

Classical Man City kit. Be ruined with the yellow patches though.

13. Christs chin, I forgot about Robbie Fowler.

The thing I find most shocking here is that the players are actually at Bodymoor today ? Most teams do this. They'll go in to get rub downs and sort out the niggles from the day before. Also, I imagine they'll be clearing the lockers and stuff (some for the last time).