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The Moustache of Teale

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    Has also done well to bounce back from the lip-sync scandal from his days in Milli Vanilli
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    A severe case of Brian May’s plughole.
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    I really can’t tolerate Guendouzi’s hair. For that reason, I’m out.
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    I’ve had this very discussion with some mates. The consensus was those huge mushy dog turds, that if you inadvertently step in one your entire foot slips from under you, are the worst.
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    Injured for the last 2 games but Burn was playing at left back anyway, and has been played at left back ahead of Targett plenty of times this season. He’s spent a lot of games on the bench.
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    Don’t know if these have turned up yet or if the status has changed, but I ordered a top last from Villa Store year, and the status was still showing as ‘processing’ on the day it was delivered to my house.
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    According to FotMob he’s been injured for the last few matches and isn’t due back until early December?
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    The Ings thread is up and down more than a whore’s drawers.
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    Brought a tear to my eye watching that.
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    Because Southgate’s a complete spunktrumpet.
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    His performances and stats when playing at international level suggest otherwise.
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    Apart from when he played against us for Wolves
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    Well he’s played at right-back for Villa this season, so this makes perfect sense.
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    I applaud the effort of finding a Carry on Cowboy Kenneth
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    Now there’s a euphemism I’ve not heard before.
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    It should be good therapy for me reading all the common-sense posts in this thread, which provide some reasoned and well thought-out perspective. But I married to a ****ing Geordie, my phone won’t stop pinging with WhatsApp messages from the northern spunktrumpets, and it’s going to take me a long time to get over this. Why do you do this to me Villa?
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    Friend of a friend works at a golf club where a number of the Villa players are members, and spoke to Mings, Ings, McGinn and Chambers this week. Chambers said that Emery’s an absolutely top bloke to work for and they’re all really excited about him coming in.
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    I’m sure this will turn out to be a great appointment, but just in case it all goes wrong I’ve just ordered myself one of these:
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    It’s happening!
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    Playing the right formation, with people in their proper roles? What witchcraft was this?
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    Not one of Blondie’s better tracks.
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