The Moustache of Teale

Are they having a few issues with their internet connection?

I’ve never had an issue with mine being too big. Are you sure you’re doing it properly?

I was born in Birmingham and have lived in the south or west of the city most of my life. My parents are from Ladywood and Great Barr and I have relatives and friends in north Birmingham. My view on how local team support is spread is this: North: Kingstanding, Streetly, Perry Barr, Great Barr etc - heavily Villa North East: Castle Vale, Erdington, Sutton etc - heavily Villa East: Chelmsley Wood, Castle Brom, Stechford, Sheldon, Yardley etc - heavily Blues over this side South East: Acocks Green, Solihull - again, a lot of Blues South: Moseley, Kings Heath, Kings Norton etc - quite a mixed bag but I’d say Villa fans outnumber Blues South West: Selly Oak, Northfield, Longbridge etc - again a mixed bag but these days more Villa than Blues West: Harborne, Quinton, Bearwood etc - more Villa than anything else but some Blues and also Albion due to proximity to the Black Country North West: Winson Green, Handsworth, Handsworth Wood etc - majority Villa but also a fair few Albion Not even going to give my view on spread of support for Liverpool, Man U etc as the glory-hunting words removed can’t be taken seriously.

Viewing this on my phone and after a few drinks it looks somewhat like a bunch of unkempt straggly pubes.

Apart from Brian Little. He does.

Summonsing his transport to take him to Birmingham as we speak

It’s a war of attrition between us and Sevilla. Gorilla warfare.

God only knows where he gets his information from.

So this Nick O’Williams fella - is he Irish or Welsh?

A cat walking over your keyboard

Isn’t he more likely to be seen wearing gardening gloves?

It was so different at the time. For me, part of the affection for it was that it was under the Big Ron era, when we played some hugely entertaining football. I saw us win twice at Highbury in that kit in the 1993/94 season. So for me , it’s a kit that I associate with good times.

This is one of the best gifs I’ve ever seen. Although it has made me slightly nervous about my next visit to Sainsbury’s in Selly Oak.

Who’s Harry Batters? Fanny’s brother?

For 2 million I’d want more than just Monchi, I’d ask them to throw in this lot too

It’s a Monchi puzzle

So you’re telling me has wasn’t born from an egg on a mountain top?

Seems that every player speculation thread involving a non-British player descends into a “why would he choose Birmingham over [insert name of European city]”? debate. If that was the be all and end all we’d never sign anyone and might as well give up. Players can choose to live in the sort of luxury most of us can only dream about whatever club they play for. And they have most of the rest of their lives after what is a short career to live in or experience whatever cultures or locations they desire. There are so many factors that come in to play in a player’s decision as to where to move next and why, that there’s no point in over thinking or over analysing it. As a club, we’ve got to be an attractive proposition to any player right now, and whilst we have to be realistic, we shouldn’t put ourselves down. We’ve got as good a chance as anyone of securing Tielemans signing, if, as reported, we are interested in him.

Well it worked for Bielsa. Oh, hang on a minute…

FTFY

These Wind in the Williows / Captain Beaky and his Band themed insults seem a bit tame for your typical Leeds fan.

EDIT, Kenneth removed damn, already beaten to it