AJ

Taking the piss and giving a shit. Villa talk, everyone!

Thank you!

Me too. Whenever I see Tim Sherwood, I know an angel in heaven weeps, tears off its wings, and wipes its ass with them.

No, not some. As the immortal and highly esteemed poet Christopher Lambert said " There can be only one."

Your English is ungood.

If you combine Gestede with Suarez, you get an extra from the walking dead.

It is something that needs to be addressed before anything else. How many "promising" players have we signed that have turned out shite, and how many so called shite players have left Villa and gone on to shine at other clubs? Is there something in the water at Bodymoor? As evidenced for most of last season and the friendly at Middlesborough, we need to change our playing style to a style with the serious intention of winning games, other wise it doesn't make one jot who we sign. Signing good players without addressing the playing style would be like trying to fill a bucket without a bottom. Pointless, wasteful, and no chance of improvement.

If he builds the theme park, what could be an interesting addition would be Villa Talk: The Ride. The whining sound continues after the ride has stopped.

Hope Karanka is paid up on unemployment insurance. Guzan is a coach killer.

I have just joined, and I really should have asked first before jumping the gun. Are these leagues open to all VT members? ( Even noobs?)

He has shown more passion in 6 weeks than Lescott and Richards have for a season combined.

My point is, we could improve our goal tally if we overhaul our style of play. Posession of the ball was diabolical. It starts from the back. When Guzan got his mitts on the ball, he would look around the pitch like he has inexplicably woken up in a tree, and by the time he has released, the other team has set their defence, killing off any chance of counter attack. In midfield, it was sideways and back passes, with any forward passes way too easily picked off, or passed straight to the opposition. The only other option is to give it to Hutton to try to cross it in to the one Villa striker in the box amongst 3 defenders and a goal keeper, hoping it somehow it boinks into his head, and the goalkeeper is in the middle of a dance break to be paying any attention. No team will win playing like this, but that was Villa last season, and no striker will get to score too many goals playing like that.

Apologies. Trying to be punny.

Apply yourself and good things happen. Thats korma.

Sorry, Doug. Standard smart ass double post response.

Traumatising.

Also dead for 20 + years, but still shows more movement in the box than Gesdead.

Please do. I single out Grealish because he has a history of being a tit on twitter.

Yes. Poor Tony Xia. Having to put up with 4th rate jealous Geordie journo trolls.

At least sign for the infinite hilarious gag potential, like this.

Not too worried about the players we get, I am more concerned about the style of play. Drastically, urgently, needs to change. From what I hear of the Nantes game fills me a bit with worry.

Coming from that end rather than the other is a step in the right direction.

Just jumped on to edit before anyone jumped on me, but too late!