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AJ

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  1. Eric " Mini Bus" Black. He is not quite a coach.
  2. We are. I have broke down many times because of Villa.
  3. Other than Guzan and Richards, the bench looks stronger than the starting team.
  4. Australia, not to be confused with Austria. However, if sex dungeons float your boat, I would recommend Sydney. Due to the early lockout laws, night life in Sydney has taken a hit, and people are keen for other avenues for entertainment. In Sydney, I would recommend the friendly, approachable people in areas such as Bankstown, Punchbowl, or Cabramatta. Just ask around. You might be pleasantly surprised!
  5. Any part in particular? Australia is a big country, and each part is quite different, as in weather, environment, people, cost of living, etc. There is no need to be anxious, as many Brits have come over and settled in quite easily, even if it is only temporary. However, you will never know if its for you unless you try. More than happy to answer any questions you have about my home.
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    Match Thread

    They will create something, but nothing good.
  7. AJ

    Pre-Match Thread

    Lost Care Factor If found, give to anyone who wants it. I don't care.
  8. Walking along the beach, as you do, I spotted an old style coke bottle had been washed up. I picked it up and gave it a quick wipe, when out flies this genie! he says that due to cutbacks, I cant have the standard 3 wishes, but instead I have a choice. I can either have the greatest memory in living history, or a 14 inch penis. I have no recollection of what I chose.
  9. I thought I had " sex daily" , until I realised I had " dyslexia" What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac think of in the middle of the night? " Is there a dog?"
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    Brad Guzan

    Meanwhile...at the academy...
  11. Just what you need to make kick off at Villa Park....oh wait
  12. I cant hold this back any more. Grealish is not very good.
  13. That's OK. Uncle Daddy Guzan might have something for you.
  14. To become manager of this club you would have to be insane, desperate, or insanely desperate. With an owner who is a total ass hat and wont support you, and as for the team, its the lunatics running the asylum. " No thanks".
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    Match Thread

    Villa players playing like dribbling cones.
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    Match Thread

    I am having a meatball egg and cheese sub at the moment.
  17. AJ

    Match Thread

    He balanced an orange on a sombrero once, but I don't think that counts.
  18. AJ

    Match Thread

    His English is not bad, so he is a cunning linguist as well.
  19. AJ

    Match Thread

    40th minute. Are we going to give the customary pre halftime goal away, or does the earlier one count?
  20. AJ

    Match Thread

    This is like watching a fight between Mike Tyson and your Grandad.
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    Match Thread

    I thought Gestede had snuck on the pitch, but De Gea has gone home and stuck up a scarecrow between the posts.
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    Match Thread

    There will be a goal 5 minutes before and/or after halftime. That train is never late.
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