AJ

And Jedinak.

Yes, I humbly agree. But now, I have had a glass of warm milk and a lie down, and I am feeling much better now.

There are keepers, and there are " keepers". Last season our keepers were Guzan and Bunn, but neither are " keepers". Ayew is not a keeper, but is a " keeper" , which we have too few, but we have too many keepers, so we didn't keep one, and now we have a new keeper, who hopefully becomes a " keeper", amongst hopefully a growing squad of " keepers". Cool?

Probably an emotional post from myself initially. I like Ayew, and I have been so looking forward to the possible combination of Ayew and McCormack and what that could bring. Then I hear about this claptrap of him wanting to leave. It was like hearing that you can have dessert after you finish all your vegetables, then finding out dessert is boiled cabbage.

It just seems silly on quite a few levels. Firstly, I question the validity of the link, especially all that has been said by Uncle Tony that he wasn't leaving. I know that's football, and that contracts don't mean squat, but it is frustrating to see a player leave that is a "keeper" leave so easily with so much of a contract remaining. Last year, he accused Lorient of boosting his transfer fee to discourage Villa from buying him. If we did the same to Whammers, will he spit the dummy again? Villa has had too much of a recent past and present with drama queens in the dressing room, so, he can piss off. This is all of course depending on the credibility of Tribal Football. If its just clickbait, then they can piss off.

After the fuss he kicked up at Lorient this time last year trying to get here, and after one year in a five year contract...piss off.

Karate Skateboarding would make an awesome sport.

Welcome, friend.

After the trauma of the transfer window last January, this window is shaping up as truly...romantically nourishing?

I have had concerns about Morrison too, but agree that he is talented. With the dressing room now appearing to take an about face with an increase of mature heads and club captains, hopefully any potential behavioural quirks can be kept in check and regulated from the team level.

Depends.Whats in the pipe?

Hey Tony. Holloway said that Jedinak would be a perfect fit for Newcastle!

Since Jedinak has been placed on the menu, I have no appetite for anyone else. ( Sorry, cooking dinner and I am hungry)

Not. Yet. He will one day.

Jordan Lyden?

I am not on Twitter, so can somebody tell Tony that Holloway said that Jedinak would never come to a two bit club like Aston Villa?

Have we put something in for Jedinak, or is this just wishful speculation? If we do get Jedinak, I would go absolutely apeshit. In a good way of course.

As long as he does his best to provide for the club and achieve what he has set out to do, he can tweet dick pics for all I care.

We need a striker for the first team, but we may need some more players for depth.

Just don't mention his ball skills.

Up front, down the middle. Sometimes likes to get in behind, but tends to avoid the box.

In regards to the Twitter Tony/ Holloway flirting thing, firstly, no matter which club you support, whether it is the beautiful Villa, or Manchester, Leeds or Torquay United, the vast majority of football fans will not like the club you support. Secondly, predictions on where clubs finish could never be taken seriously. Last season, for example. Most pundits had Chelsea and Man City fighting for the title, Leicester relegated, and Villa finishing mid table. We know how that all worked out. There are a lot of people out there who have really bad taste and don't like Villa, but that is their loss, so...don't care. Newcastle are heavily favoured, and it is possible that they will win, but certainly not definite. Villa finish 16th? Lets just see about that.

The team needs to understand that playing backwards sideways football does not win matches.

Abel Hernandez for Gestede, huh? Can he stand motionless while everyone else plays backward sideways football too?