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Alison Brie, star from Community. She is God's gif to us all, and the gif that keeps on giving.

Pearson wont take it because he has been made to feel like a bottom shelf prize at a carny ring toss stand. If Di Matteo says no, who is left? Tim Sherwood? Oh God...NO!!!

One of the many sad cases with Villa has been the matter of the lunatics running the asylum. We showed a bit of wag in the tail during January against Palace and Norwich, until our "senior" players had a whinge. They were reselected, and we resumed our normal programming. I understand that some managers acknowledge that players have too much power, but in our case, we really need a manger that wont take any crap. We need a manager who is prepared to tell some players that the only way they will play in claret and blue again is to go trial for West ham or Burnley, and to also tell them not to get their hopes up for that either.

If it is Pearson, I would be happy for him to do this to Richards, Lescott and Guzan. Just what Bodymoor needs.

Consider this your release...Bradley Guzan!

Lescott!! You go now!!!

If Cellino and Carson Yeung can....

If its Rui Kang.... Do we get his brother too?

He cant be here next season. Whenever he is on the pitch, he does more harm than good, and takes up a spot which someone who actually gives a damn and some effort would fill. He is unplayable. There is a slim to no chance no other club would want him, so it would still be better just to pay out his contract. He would serve the club best to be as far away from Villa as possible.

Eric Black is just another ingredient in the boiling, bubbling cauldron of diarrhoea soup which has been this club this season. He is the three month past the expired date dollop of sour cream on top of this stinky soup which includes the ingredients of Randy Lerner, Tim Sherwood, the January transfer window, Micah Richards, Guzan, Lescott, Charles N'Zogbia, Paddy Reilly, our playing style, the 45 to 50 minute conceded goals, our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and many other random pieces of crap. Hopefully we can fix all this so we are not served this anymore.

An excellent showcase of when two shit teams face off. One pile of s*it + another pile of s*it = a bigger pile of s*it. I want a refund. I want my 2 hours of life back.

Eric Black. Worst manager of anything. Ever.

Who hasn't scored for Newcastle yet? Favourites to score in stoppage time.

Turkeys, and a goose on the bench.

I liked Blackburn's relegation protest years ago. They threw a chicken on the field, dressed in a Blackburn kit.

Be as shit as Richards, Richardson, Guzan, Lescott, Sanchez and Hutton, and give less of a shit.

The first half highlights was over pretty quickly.

Dull. I actually became more interested in scraping out tinea from underneath my big toe.

I have more faith in the defensive prowess of the balloons on the pitch than I do in the back 4.

After 36 games, we still play like this. No other team in the league plays like we do. Stop playing backwards, stop relying on the lottery of crosses, and actually try and beat a man. We should play how every other team has played against us, and who knows, maybe things would be different.

Bacuna's clearance was less than champions league quality.

Guzan for Ayew. Richards for Bunn.

Will it be available on iTunes?