Paddywhack
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Seems the 70s were evil. My dad and his mates used to catch bees, wasps and flies, tie cotton round them (lord knows how) let them fly off and then yank them back. They'd take them for walks. Well...'flies' I guess. They also used to stick straws up frogs arses and blow them up, apparently.
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I'd have fallen at the first hurdle, I could never get them off.
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Horrible thoughts aren't they?
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Your parents are going to have sweet sweet sex tonight. They're going to do allllll the things that lovers do. Accept it. You dribbled off the end of your dad's cock too, you know!
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Why are you awake?
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I'm going for a meal with mom and dad tonight...I hope my dad doesn't order steak.
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Paddywhack isn't my real name.
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I think I'd just cry.
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Our place is littered with them chairs, people leave and don't take their special chairs with them. 'Special Chair Graveyard' - great album name.
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Ooh, that's an idea. He's in earlier than me though, it'd involve me getting up earlier.
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I said 'Morning' to somebody at work, but I think I already said 'Morning' to them about 15 minutes ago. How embarrassing.
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The lad behind me at work rocks back and forth slightly all day, everyday and it makes his chair squeak. Does my fricking nut in. I tried saying 'Is there a mouse in here?', but that didn't stop him. Yesterday I said 'Oh, it's your chair squeaking, I've been wondering what that was.' Today I might have to take it up a notch and say something really mean, like 'Can you stop it, please?' I'm nervous, I don;t like confrontation.
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Sorry to hear that mate. I'm not a parent, but can imagine how much harder things like this become when you have kids. Best for a kid to grow up with parents that aren't together rather than an unhappy household though, I reckon.
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I was writing some notes down on my notepad earlier and I when I read them back I noticed that I'd put some text in brackets but forgot to put the close bracket! I'm glad I noticed it before anybody else did, boy, would my face have been red.
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Their protest flag that they paid £2,000 for. I reckon they could have all fit under that.
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Don't leave it until Monday, I'd try and get hold of them over the weekend to explain. You don't want this hanging over your head over the weekend.
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I did a real LOL
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Feel like a kid who has been caught swearing by his dad.
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You attempting to get the quickest driving ban in history? That's the thing, for the first time ever I'll be able to drive me and the girlfriend to the pub, but I want to get drunk and celebrate. It's a cruel world.
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Nothing planned yet, but I passed my driving test yesterday so I plan on being drunk all weekend.
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I think that just means you're getting quality sleep. I find I have more vivid dreams when I'm stressed or really tired and have trouble sleeping. But I dunno, I'm just guessing.
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Pfft, yeah right, Balti is the manliest of pie's!
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I had a dream the other night that I was in a lazy river at a water park with a girl I work with. We was about to get jiggy with it, but she said I needed to get a condom, so I swam around to the lockers to get one. I got out and saw all my colleagues laughing at me walking around naked with a stonk on, so I lay face down on the floor to hide it. That's how pretty much all my sex dreams end.
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As long as this is after my balti pie, I'm not up for this on an empty stomach.
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I'm for it, anything for a giggle. As long as no bloody puffs turn up. Eurgh.
