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chrissmith921

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  1. *Buzz* Strong City contributors to the thread please *buzz* to create more followers of said religion.
  2. well, i'm sure there will be a lot of attention to when he comes out, see if he returns to his life of crime - or perhaps prison for an animal normally housed in a cage, isnt much of a deterrent
  3. and me, it just came up in a conversation in work, so I felt the need to share it
  4. Police Arrest Parrot One of the best news stories ever.
  5. Do you know whats worse - they would have had meeting after meeting and out of all the proposed solutions, this was deemed the best. What the **** were the other options they rejected?!?
  6. Same thing in the gf's garden. Must be a Welsh thing. well my little terraced house has a garden full of stone chippings - so the thing probably thinks its a litter tray. brick n bag it will be then - someone in work suggested to me get some lions piss. Now, I appreciate the difficulty of the suggested cat piss above ^^^^^ but lion piss.... someone is taking it, I think
  7. no its not a fox, its a cat - i've seen him there.
  8. Cheers mate Back to cats - I dont mind them except for the **** that continually chooses to shit in my front garden If anyone knows a non bag + brick + river way of dealing with this, let me know.
  9. The director of that is clearly a good bloke.
  10. Not fluent but I at least try to make an effort to speak their language while visiting their country, but dont know a word of german... Eep.
  11. what language do they speak in zurich? interweb tells me french, german, english and italian. i thinks it'll be german on the whole - is it entirely german speaking though? or will i get away with speaking french?
  12. sore throat - lots more cash than left with, dirty knees... of course. only explanation in fact
  13. sounds like you'd been selling blowies on the side of the road.
  14. After my stag do I was dropped off in the middle of nowhere in just my boxers to walk home - i think it was about 3 miles but felt like a lot further.
  15. 186 miles each way but to be fair, I only do it once a week (there on a Monday, back on a Friday). Close! 42 each way. I'm going to go via the shop now just to beat you
  16. To be fair, football studies would be a serious waste of time and money for you... Try sports science at UWIC - top course, and chances are with your footballing background you'd be a shoe in, and make the Uni's first team who play in the Welsh League.
  17. you've obviously never seen ' August Underground ' then ?...my god !!!! There's a new abomination out called A Serbian Film. I won't be watching it because I'm a coward and it sounds horrific. Human Centipede. Holy mother of god. Disgusting.
  18. He qualifies for Ireland on the basis of being English but never likely to get a game for England, pretty much like the rest of them.
  19. the fatties in work getting in a fit because the vending machine is broken and its a full 3 hours before anyone will be over to fix it :)
  20. I do - but out of those I'm still in contact with who I graduated with, I'm the only one. Most have gone into teaching or post graduate study.
  21. So not higher than 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th? How exactly can you finish higher than that?
  22. such a dirty side complaining about injuries. they'll be fine, 12th-15th this year. but they are a bunch of dirty f*ckers.
  23. Shamelessly pinched from the bbc's QI section: The Andorran army only has 10 soldiers.
  24. There are so many ways that could/should have been resolved its unfunny. My mate is currently doing a stint inside for car jacking a taxi and driving it around the car park while pissed
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