Troglodyte

Went for Pele. Love Ronaldo - for me the best player of his generation and haven't seen anyone better since. But couldn't put him over Pele.

Got to be Redknapp for me.

Agree with the Butterfly Effect, one of my favourite films.

Upper Holte. ST is K6, Row 2, 180. But I'm hardly ever there as I usually go with the girlfriend and/or little brother these days so exchange seats and sit with them.

Haha, the only thing more blatent that the dive was Pepe sticking the boot in afterwards!

Booked tickets to go and watch The Mars Volta at the Paradiso in Amsterdam in July. I can't wait.

Don't often venture in here, but found and he's awful.

A man is driving along a dual carriageway and spots what appears to be an asylum seeker crouched on the verge, eating grass. Sympathetically, the driver pulls over, rolls down his window and shouts: "Get in, you can have a proper meal at my place." The asylum seeker thanks the man with a nod of the head and duly climbs into the vehicle. After driving for a few minutes, the driver spots another man eating grass by the road, so stops and does the same thing again. Not ten minutes later, there is another man by the road eating grass, and the driver drives straight past. "That was my friend from back home, can we stop for him?" asks one of the new passengers in broken English. "How big do you thing my **** garden is?" replies the driver.

Don't really mind them either.

Is he the same guy that did the 'spider' letter? Pretty funny.

Peter is very funny and these days I watch much more Family Guy than the Simpsons. However, I've gone for Homer as for me he's just the original and best - some of his stuff is absolutely classic.

Sex Football Music Drink That's the order of preference for me. There are obviously factors to consider, but I'd rather go without all the other things than sex.

Voted for Petrov. Although I'd say Luke Young should be an option, rather than Carew.

Egg in soup. Serve it up with a pork pie and sausage roll.

32, 6'2", 12st.

I would like to echo the sentiments of both posts above. Also, do you have any idea on season ticket prices next year yet, General?

Surely has to be off target. Unless it hits the woodwork and goes in/has taken a deflection/is saved and hits the woodwark yada yada.

Hero for me. Amazing attitude, and I think he genuinely was a very, very talented player too. Not surprised he often suffered with confidence, but always got on with the job, and we did see flashes of his brilliance.

Completely agree OBE. Good read.

Info is up on the OS now Jez (not sure if you've seen yet) that tickets go on sale on Tuesday 22nd July to season card holders and people who attended eight or more away games last year. Wednesday July 30th for supporters with a booking history and general sale on Friday August 1st. It's a Category A game. There's info on the Liverpool game tickets too. Oh and General, my 13 year old brother has recently decided to become a Villa fan rather than a Liverpool supporter. He loves football and has always supported them, but after coming to a few Villa games last season he's now thrown away all his Liverpool stuff and will be buying a shirt and attending as many games as possible (he plays football on Saturdays so can't get him a ST) in the coming season. Just wondered if you thought, by any chance, that he's made a good decision? Keep up the good work.

Where are they from again? I'm sure someone once told me they're from the West Coast of America, but I'm not sure which state. If only they'd mention it in a song, my question would be answered. I actually really like RHCP. Frusciante in particular is awesome. And being pedantic, Anthony Kiedis is from Michigan RHCP have also released a huge amount of songs, and I can only think of two or three which mention California. They just happened to be two of the more recent hits.

Carvel - John Frusciante

I'm studying English Lit as of September so will need to start reading much more often. Saw Oryx and Crake and Handmaid's Tale mentioned, both of which I thought were brilliant. I've been advised to read Shantaram next, any good? This will be followed by 1984 (apparently it's shocking that I haven't read it yet!).

General, what do you look forward to most about the new season?

Redknapp? lol